Alexi: Steampunk Cosplay Sex Doll — A Tired Blogger’s Run-In With the Unexpected

For a while, I kept seeing these ads for “absolute sex dolls” popping up—always lurking at the bottom of forums or wedged in between questionable product reviews.

Most days, I’d just scroll past. But then there was Alexi. Something about her steampunk cosplay thing (maybe it was the goggles?) made me stop and stare longer than usual. Not proud to admit it, but curiosity wins sometimes.

The Odd Feeling of Unboxing a 5’6” Silicone Doll

Unboxing Alexi felt… well, odd is probably the right word. You don’t realize how heavy 92 lbs actually is until you’re trying to drag a plain, nondescript box into your apartment without making eye contact with neighbors. Discreet packaging? They weren’t lying—it looked like any other boring shipment, which honestly was a relief.

She’s tall—168 cm (that’s 5 feet 6 inches)—and when you lay her out on your bed for the first time, it’s hard not to feel like you’re setting up some elaborate mannequin prank. But then again, that D-cup silicone bust is weirdly realistic. The proportions are what they promise: bust at 35.4 inches, waist at 24.4 inches, hips at 38.2 inches… and if you care about underbusts (I didn’t really know people measured that), it’s apparently 28.3 inches.

Movable Joints and Steel Skeleton: A Quick Tangent

There was this moment—I remember thinking she might flop over like those cheap Halloween props—but no, her steel skeleton has actual weight and resistance to it. Movable joints mean you can pose her pretty much however you want; arms bend naturally enough, legs too (though sometimes they creak in a way that makes me nervous). Anyway—she holds poses better than some action figures I’ve owned.

Vaginal & Anal Possibilities (Oral Upgrade Optional): The Details People Actually Google

Let’s not dance around it—if you’re reading this far down an article about a steampunk cosplay sex doll named Alexi from absolute sex dolls…you want specifics.

Vaginal depth clocks in at 7.1 inches; anal goes to about 6.3 inches deep (which surprised me more than I expected). There’s an oral upgrade option but mine didn’t come with it—I kind of regret not ticking that box out of sheer curiosity now.

The silicone feels cool at first touch but warms up quickly enough after handling for a bit—not quite human warmth but close enough to forget yourself if you let your mind wander.

Shipping & Waiting Game: Three Weeks Feels Longer Than It Is

Here’s something nobody tells you: waiting three weeks for delivery feels twice as long when anticipation is involved—even if part of that anticipation is mixed with mild embarrassment or whatever emotion fits here best.

Processing takes two weeks before she even ships; then another week on the road before arriving in that anonymous box I mentioned earlier. Free international shipping is nice though—a small mercy considering how much these things already cost.

Costume Disclaimer & Small Realization

The outfit in those promo photos? Yeah—it doesn’t come with her. That tripped me up for a second because half my interest was the whole steampunk aesthetic—the corset and boots and all that gearhead fantasy stuff—but nope, just bare silicone skin inside the box.

Weirdly enough though… dressing her up myself ended up being sort of fun? Like building my own character from scratch instead of buying someone else’s idea off-the-rack.

Living With Alexi: Not What I Expected

Living with a full-sized silicone sex doll isn’t exactly what movies make it out to be (not that there are many accurate movies about this anyway). Sometimes she blends into the background—other times she catches my eye from across the room and startles me half-awake during late-night fridge runs.

But honestly? There are worse ways to spend money on something both bizarrely practical and oddly comforting—a strange statement maybe, but true for me at least right now.

Anyway—I get why people search “absolute sex dolls” looking for options like Alexi; she ticks boxes most wouldn’t admit out loud but secretly wonder about late at night when nobody else will hear them type awkward questions into Google search bars.

One last thing: Still haven’t figured out where to store all these extra wigs and outfits without feeling like I’m running some back-alley costume shop for mannequins who never move unless I do the moving myself…