Aubree: Disco Club Sex Doll — A Tired Blogger’s Unfiltered Take

The First Time I Saw the SS-Series

The name is Aubree. She’s from the new WM Doll SS-Series, and—yeah—I’ll admit it, I was a little skeptical at first. There’s just something about “Disco Club” in the title that makes you wonder if you’re buying a sex doll or some fever dream from 1978. But, anyway, curiosity got me. These absolute sex dolls have been popping up everywhere lately, and after a few too many ads (and maybe one glass of wine too many), I caved.

What Actually Surprised Me

Let’s get the basics out of the way: she stands at 5 feet 1 inch (that’s 154 cm for anyone not living in my time zone), weighs around 88 lbs (40 kg). Not feather-light but honestly easier to move than expected. The proportions are… well, let me just rattle them off because apparently people care: bust is 29 inches; underbust is a little less at 24.8; waist comes in at 23.6; hips jump up to 34.5 inches.

But here’s what caught me off guard—the S-TPE body with silicone head feels surprisingly real when you’re not expecting much more than glorified rubber. And I don’t mean “real” as in “this could fool your mother,” but more like… hmm, there’s an uncanny comfort to it? Maybe that sounds weird.

Moveable Jaw?

That Was New

I’ve seen plenty of dolls before where everything is fixed and rigid—a mouth that doesn’t do anything except look awkwardly open or shut like someone caught mid-sneeze. Aubree has this moveable jaw thing going on so oral sex actually works—like, really works—instead of being a marketing gimmick slapped onto every other product page.

Mouth depth is about 5 inches deep (okay, technically it says 5.1). Vagina and anus both go to about 6.7 inches—not trying to sound like an infomercial here but these details matter for some folks.

Cautious Optimism About Delivery

There was this tiny voice in my head saying: “You know they’re gonna slap a giant sticker on your box that says SEX DOLL.” Turns out—nope! Discreet packaging means exactly that; box showed up plain as day with zero clues about its contents unless your mailman has x-ray vision.

Processing took two weeks plus another week for shipping—three weeks total which felt longer because anticipation does weird things to time perception.

The Hybrid Thing: Silicone Head vs TPE Body

This part threw me for a loop initially—hybrid construction isn’t just marketing fluff with these absolute sex dolls (well, not entirely). The silicone head gives facial features this slightly glossy realism while the S-TPE body stays soft and flexible where it counts most.

I remember thinking how odd it was running my hand over her cheek then down her arm—it wasn’t jarring exactly but definitely different textures if you pay attention long enough.

Odd Realization While Moving Her Around

Here’s something nobody tells you: moving an 88 lb doll isn’t hard until you try getting her into jeans or propping her upright for photos (don’t ask). You start thinking about ergonomics in ways IKEA never prepared you for.

For some reason this reminded me of lugging suitcases through airports—awkward angles, unexpected muscle strain—but at least Aubree doesn’t complain about layovers or missing socks.

Tangent: Why ‘Disco Club’ Anyway?

This bugs me more than it should—the disco club branding feels random but maybe there’s some nostalgia angle I’m missing? Or maybe they just liked sparkly lights when designing her face paint? It doesn’t really matter once she arrives since nothing screams disco except maybe the hair color options if you squint hard enough.

Three Weeks Later…

Not sure if owning an SS-Series brunette hybrid doll changes your life exactly—but it does make certain evenings less lonely and oddly more interesting. If you’re looking for realistic oral sex capability and don’t mind waiting three weeks while tracking every package update obsessively… well, could be worth considering.

And now I need coffee again—or maybe sleep instead—because writing about absolute sex dolls wasn’t on my bingo card this year either.