Blake: Athletic Sex Doll — Wait, She’s Got Moves?

I’ll admit it.

When I first heard about “athletic sex dolls”, my brain did a little eye roll. Like, really? We’re doing this now? But then there’s Blake—supposedly a feisty blonde from Venezuela who landed in LA and started teaching erotic fitness. The whole story reads like someone mashed up Instagram bios with a dash of late-night cable TV. Still… I kept reading. Quietly, part of me was curious.

Blonde, From Venezuela, and Apparently Into Fitness

Blake isn’t just any doll—they say she’s got the “moves.” She teaches men how to please women in bed (which is honestly more than some real people do). The thing that caught my attention though? Not just the sales pitch about her being athletic or flexible—but the idea that she could pull off all 245 Kamasutra positions. That’s not something you see every day on absolute sex dolls sites.

Somewhere between skepticism and mild amusement, I found myself looking at her specs—5’7”, 90 lbs, pretty wild measurements (35-21.25-38 if you’re into numbers), bra size 28H which… sounds like an engineering challenge by itself.

The Flexibility Thing: Is It Real?

Here’s where it gets weirdly interesting. Blake comes with a steel skeleton and movable joints—a detail that actually matters if you want your experience to be more than awkward posing sessions. They claim she can bend for practically anything you can imagine (and probably some things you haven’t thought of yet). Supposedly even those deep Kamasutra stretches aren’t out of reach.

I remember thinking—wait, does anyone even try all 245 positions? Or is it one of those things people brag about but never actually do? Anyway, maybe someone will try with Blake.

Watching Porn Together — Uh, Sure?

One line made me laugh: “I love watching porn while I have sex.” Not sure if that’s meant to break the ice or just another attempt at making her sound like your fantasy gym buddy gone wild. There’s also talk about filming your own adult videos together (private ones, obviously). Maybe that appeals to some folks—I guess privacy is easier when your partner is silicone and steel.

Still… quietly impressed by how far these absolute sex dolls have come since the floppy mannequins from years ago.

Details You Probably Didn’t Think About

If you’re into stats—the “hole depth” info feels oddly clinical but useful: vagina and anus both go 6.7 inches deep; mouth is 6 inches. Realistically speaking, that covers what most people would need (unless you’re starring in one of those films where everything seems exaggerated).

She wears a women’s shoe size 4.5-5—not sure why that stuck in my mind but it did—and comes with free international shipping in totally plain packaging (which is good because explaining this to neighbors would be... complicated).

Three Weeks Isn’t Forever

Apparently there’s a two-week processing window before they ship her out—it takes time to make an athletic TPE sex doll look convincing enough for LA standards, I guess—and then another week for delivery worldwide. If you’ve ever waited for something custom online before… three weeks doesn’t seem so bad.

Honestly? By now I’m less skeptical than before—maybe these companies know what they’re doing after all.

Just One More Thought

The marketing says grab Blake while she’s still single—which made me snort-laugh because… well, yeah. But here we are: high-end absolute sex dolls are getting personalities now? Maybe next year they’ll have hobbies or Spotify playlists too.

Anyway—I didn’t expect to get sucked into reading about an athletic blonde Venezuelan fitness instructor who happens to be a sex doll named Blake tonight. But stranger things have happened online lately.

And no matter how much I doubt this stuff sometimes… part of me wonders what other surprises are out there waiting in plain brown boxes.