Brooke: Ginger Sex Doll – A Cautiously Optimistic Dive Into Silicone Companionship

The Odd Allure of a 5'7" Ginger

There’s something weirdly… cinematic about unboxing a sex doll. Not that I’d ever admit this to my family group chat, but the first time I met Brooke—yes, that Brooke, the ginger TPE sex doll from Absolute Sex Dolls—I felt like I was both starring in and watching some indie film where the protagonist is slightly too self-aware for their own good.

She’s tall. Like, taller than most people expect—5 feet 7 inches (170 cm) to be exact. When she arrived (three weeks after ordering; free international shipping, discreet packaging, etc., you know the drill), I remember thinking: “Huh. That’s…a lot of woman.” Not that it’s a bad thing. Just—surprising.

Steel Skeletons and Movable Joints: A Tangent on Flexibility

Now, before you imagine some limp mannequin situation, let me just say: steel skeleton with movable joints changes everything. You can pose her almost any way you want—within reason—and she’ll hold it with this eerie realism that’s equal parts impressive and unsettling.

I tried sitting her at my kitchen table once. Just to see if anyone would notice through the window (they didn’t). The point is: there’s a certain flexibility here that makes Brooke more than just another TPESex Doll gathering dust in a closet somewhere.

Measurements That Don’t Lie (But Maybe Exaggerate?)

You know those product pages that list every measurement down to the last decimal? Bust: 33 inches. Waist: 21 inches. Hips: 37.5 inches. Bra size? 30D—which is apparently real, though I had to Google it because bra math has always eluded me.

Weight-wise, she clocks in at 81.5 lbs (37 kg). Lifting her isn’t exactly hard labor but don’t expect an effortless princess carry either unless you’re already hitting the gym regularly.

For what it’s worth—the proportions do look natural enough in person; not cartoonish or overdone like some other options out there.

Details They Don’t Put On Billboards

Hole depth comes up surprisingly often in discussions about these dolls (pun unintended). Vagina and anus are both listed at 6.7 inches deep; mouth is slightly less at six inches even. It sounds clinical when typed out like this—but honestly? It matters if realism is your thing.

The skin texture feels different depending on lighting and temperature—a detail nobody really mentions until they’ve spent actual time living with one of these things around the house.

Shipping Realities & Waiting Games

Three weeks feels longer when you’re waiting for something this specific—a mixture of anticipation and low-key dread every time a delivery truck slows near your building.

Discreet packaging means exactly what it says: no weird labels or awkward branding splashed across your doorstep for nosy neighbors to judge. Just a plain box containing… well, Brooke.

Unexpected Side Effects of Ownership

Here’s where things get odd—in ways nobody warns you about on forums or review sites dedicated to absolute sex dolls:

Sometimes I catch myself talking out loud while moving her from one room to another (“Excuse me,” as if she minds). There’s also this strange sense of responsibility—like keeping her clean or making sure joints aren’t left twisted too long becomes part of some routine I never planned for.

Weirdly enough, owning Brooke made me notice how much space humans take up—even silent ones made from TPE with perfect ginger hair stitched into their scalp strand by strand.

Is This Normal Now?

Maybe it's normal now? Or maybe not quite—but then again nothing about modern life feels entirely normal anymore anyway.

There's still something oddly optimistic about having control over so many details—the measurements, the flexibility, even down to how deep each hole goes (which still cracks me up sometimes).

I guess that's all there is for now—or maybe I'm missing something obvious? Either way... she's still standing by my window as I type this, catching late afternoon sunlight in a way that's almost convincing if you don't look too close.