Bubbles: Ready To Ship — What Actually Happens When You Order Her

I’m not even going to pretend I wasn’t skeptical about this whole “ready to ship” thing.

You see it everywhere now—instant gratification, order now, delivered yesterday, blah blah. But when it comes to something as… let’s say unique as an E-cup S-TPE sex doll (yep, that’s Bubbles), the promise feels extra loaded. Anyway, here’s what really happened.

The Warehouse Situation (And Why It Matters)

This doll is stored in our California warehouse and ready to ship. That’s the big pitch. No waiting for a slow boat from China or whatever factory limbo most absolute sex dolls seem trapped in these days. Supposedly she’ll arrive in 3-7 business days after your order is placed.

Now, I live on the West Coast, so maybe my experience isn’t universal—but yeah, they weren’t kidding about speed. Three days after checkout there was a massive box at my door. Not subtle packaging either; my neighbor gave me a look like I’d just ordered a coffin or a karaoke machine for giants.

Exactly As Pictured… Which Is Both Good and Weird

Here’s where things get oddly specific: Bubbles comes exactly as pictured with the built-in vagina option (which—if you’ve ever tried swapping inserts—actually saves you some hassle). Gel breasts and standing feet included by default.

No customizations though. That means if you’re one of those people who needs to tweak every eyelash or insists on different wig colors, you’re out of luck with this setup. But honestly? There’s something kind of refreshing about just getting what you see and being done with it. Less decision fatigue.

The Details People Don’t Talk About

Let me just rattle off some numbers because apparently that matters: Height is 5 feet 4 inches (162 cm), weight clocks in around 88 lbs (so not exactly light—I nearly threw out my back wrangling her up the stairs). Proportions are bust 32 inches, waist 22.5 inches, hips 32.8 inches.

The steel skeleton with movable joints actually does make posing easier than I expected—though sometimes she flops over like one of those car dealership tube men if you’re not careful.

And since nobody ever seems to mention this part until you dig through forums at three in the morning: hole depth is anus at 6.7 inches each, mouth at 5.1 inches—not that anyone measures but hey... someone must have asked before me.

Should You Go “Ready To Ship” Or Wait For Custom?

If you want your doll fast and like her exactly as shown with no customizations—this option is great for impatience or indecision (guilty). If speedy delivery doesn’t matter and tweaking details is your thing—well, there’s always the “pleaseclick here” route for customization purists.

Weirdly enough, having her show up almost immediately made everything feel less awkward? Like ripping off a Band-Aid instead of waiting weeks while second-guessing yourself.

One Thing Nobody Warns You About

There’s this moment after unboxing when reality hits—a sort of “what am I doing?” pause that lasts maybe five seconds too long before curiosity wins out again. Maybe it’s just me projecting all sorts of existential nonsense onto a very lifelike hunk of TPE plastic—but still… worth mentioning for anyone thinking instant delivery solves all weirdness.

Honestly? The whole process was faster than ordering furniture online but left me feeling slightly more exposed than assembling an IKEA bookshelf in front of an open window.

Tangent About Space & Weight

Quick detour because nobody tells you how much space these absolute sex dolls take up—or how heavy they are until you're sweating bullets halfway through carrying them inside. If you've got carpeted stairs... good luck friend.

Anyway—Bubbles does fit under most beds if you're creative but don't expect her to disappear completely unless you've got serious storage game going on at home.

Wrapping Up (Sort Of)

Not really sure there’s such a thing as “normal” when buying something like Bubbles: Ready To Ship—but if speed matters more than micro-managing every detail? This route actually delivers on its promise without much fuss or drama.

Would I do it again? Hmm… maybe not exactly the same way—but then again isn’t that always the case?

And yeah—I’m still figuring out where to put her so my cat stops staring at me like I’ve lost my mind.