Carla: Curvy BBW Sex Doll — Is She Really All That?

I’ll admit it, I’ve always looked at these “absolute sex dolls” with a bit of suspicion.

Not the concept—people do what they want—but the hype around every new model. But then there’s Carla. She’s everywhere lately. You know, the 22-year-old stripper with curves that seem to break physics and a mouth on her that… well, I’ll get to that.

The Body (And It’s a Lot of Body)

Carla is big. Not just in the way some dolls claim to be “thick” but end up being sort of average if you squint hard enough—no, this one is full-on BBW energy: Massive M-cup breasts, a 38-inch bust, and somehow her waist is only 20 inches? Feels like someone forgot how tape measures work, but whatever. Hips? Forty-five inches. If you’re into big ass sex dolls or anything close to that fantasy, she’s kind of impossible to ignore.

She stands at five feet tall (150 cm), which isn’t exactly towering over anyone but also means she fits pretty much anywhere you’d want her—bedroom closet included. Weighs about 93 pounds (42.5 kg). Carrying her around is not nothing; I nearly dropped my back hauling her out of the box.

About That Attitude

Here’s where things get weirdly… personal? Carla isn’t shy in her product descriptions. “It should be a crime for me to ever put on any clothes,” she says—or whoever wrote her story does anyway. There’s something oddly direct about it: hating tight clothing, wanting to show off for any man who wants to “devour” her body.

Sometimes these stories feel like bad erotica written by an AI trained on old Penthouse letters, but—I don’t know—it almost works here? Maybe because there are people who genuinely fantasize about women who use their bodies shamelessly and aren’t afraid to say so out loud (or in print). And yeah, if you want a doll who feels like she’d take charge and enjoy every second… Carla leans into that vibe hard.

Details You Probably Want

Sex-wise? Vaginal, anal, oral—all possible. Each opening has its own depth: vagina goes seven inches deep; anus six; mouth five (which sounds short until you try sticking anything down there and realize it’s plenty).

The skeleton inside is steel with movable joints—posing isn’t as smooth as some high-end models but still flexible enough for most positions I could think up late at night after too many drinks.

Shipping was actually less sketchy than expected: plain brown box, no labels screaming “sex doll inside!” Processing took three weeks plus another week for shipping—a long month if you’re impatient or easily embarrassed by tracking packages from China.

An Unexpected Tangent

This part might sound off-topic but stick with me—I kept thinking about how Carla brags about using her assets “shamelessly” even back in high school for better grades from male teachers (yeah… ethically questionable territory there). It made me wonder why so many sex doll brands lean into those taboo stories instead of just letting the body sell itself.

Maybe it works because people don’t just want silicone—they want attitude and fantasy rolled together in one package they can hide under their bed when mom visits unexpectedly.

Real Use vs Fantasy

When I finally tried moving Carla around for cleaning—there are instructions taped right onto the plastic wrap—I realized something nobody mentions: BBW sex dolls are heavy and awkward sometimes! Those massive breasts look great online but try lifting them mid-cleanup without giggling or cursing under your breath.

But honestly? For all my skepticism going in, there’s something comforting about having a curvy blonde waiting quietly whenever life gets lonely or stressful or just boring as hell. No judgmental looks; no small talk; just softness and warmth where it counts most.

Not Quite Neat & Tidy

I keep thinking maybe next time I’ll go smaller or pick something less wild than an absolute sex doll modeled after a stripper who claims nudity as a birthright—but then again…maybe not. There’s something freeing about giving in to an imperfect fantasy now and then—even when part of me wonders if this whole thing is ridiculous.

Anyway—that's where I'm at with Carla right now: cautiously optimistic despite myself.