Cersei: Ready To Ship (And I’m… Actually Considering It?)

That “In-Stock” Temptation

There’s this weird little thrill about seeing Cersei: Ready To Ship splashed across the product page. Maybe it’s just me, but when you’ve spent weeks browsing endless love doll listings—most of them teasing you with those pre-order or 3-5 week delivery warnings—the words “in-stock in the USA and ready to ship” hit different. Like, a tiny bit of instant gratification in a world that loves making you wait for everything else. I don’t know if that’s healthy or not, but here we are.

She’ll ship in 1-2 business days after your order is placed. That’s what they promise anyway. No anxious limbo, no tracking number purgatory. Just click and suddenly there’s a Cersei-sized box on your doorstep before you can even overthink the decision (well, almost).

The Features List: More Than Marketing?

I used to roll my eyes at these feature lists—hybrid configuration (silicone head + TPE body), implanted synthetic hair, gel breasts, articulated hand skeleton, standing feet… Sure, sure. But then I started reading actual user reviews and forum posts from people who bought from Absolute Sex Dolls and similar shops. Turns out? Those details aren’t just for show.

The realistic body painting is one of those things you don’t notice until you do—like when light hits her skin just right and it doesn’t look flat or plastic-y. Built-in vagina sounds clinical (and a little awkward to type), but yeah—it matters for cleaning and realism both.

I’ll admit it: the weight reduction thing caught my eye most. At 68 lbs (31 kg), she’s heavy enough to feel substantial but not so much that moving her around feels like a gym session gone wrong.

Size & Proportions: Not What I Expected

When I read “4 feet 10 inches tall,” my brain did a double-take—148 cm isn’t exactly towering, but somehow the proportions make her seem taller in photos? Bust at 36 inches, F cup size… It’s big boobs territory for sure (not subtle). Waist is 24.4 inches; hips go up to 38 inches; US women’s shoe size is 4.5-5 if anyone cares about dressing her up.

Hole depth specs are always a little surreal to see written out—vagina at 7.1 inches deep, anus at 6.7—but hey: transparency counts for something.

Skeptic Mode Activated

Here’s where my guard goes up as usual: all these big butt boob tags floating around make me suspicious about Photoshop trickery or angles doing too much work. Starpery dolls have a reputation for being pretty true-to-photo though—or so Reddit says—and Absolute Sex Dolls seems legit enough based on their shipping timelines and return policies.

Still… until she actually arrives (if she does), there’s that nagging doubt in the back of my mind about how closely reality matches expectation with these things.

A Tangent About Shipping Anxiety

Quick detour—I had this nightmare once that UPS would just leave an enormous box labeled LOVE DOLL on my porch while neighbors were walking past with their dogs or whatever. Never happened (yet), but I always wonder how discreet these companies really are with packaging when they say “plain brown box.” If anyone has stories about this part specifically—I’d honestly love to hear them because it feels like such an overlooked detail when shopping online for something so personal.

Unexpected Realization

Weirdly enough… after reading through every spec line again (“articulated hand skeleton,” “gel breasts,” etc.), what sticks with me isn’t any single feature—it’s just how normal it all starts feeling after awhile? Like shopping for furniture except more hush-hush and way more specific about hole depths.

Anyway—I haven’t hit purchase yet, but knowing Cersei is actually ready to ship makes me think maybe this time I will stop hesitating so much.

Or maybe tomorrow I'll change my mind again.