Chan Ming: Sex Doll Policewoman, But Not Like You’d Expect

The “Wait, This Is Actually Real?” Moment

I’ll admit it took me a second—maybe more than a second—when I first saw the listing for Chan Ming. Slutty Policewoman Sex Doll. That’s the actual name, which just… yeah, okay, it’s not exactly subtle. But you know what? After a few years of stumbling through all sorts of absolute sex dolls reviews and weirdly specific product pages (don’t ask), something about this one stood out. Maybe it’s the uniform. Or maybe it’s just that tired curiosity when you’re up too late and your brain is running on fumes.

Anyway, she’s tall for a doll—5 feet 5 inches (that’s 165 cm if you’re in metric mode). Honestly, my first thought was: wow, that’s basically human height. Not “mini” or “petite” like some others I’ve seen around. She looks like she could almost pass for someone in cosplay at an anime convention if you squint hard enough.

Details That Caught Me Off Guard

You start scrolling through specs expecting the usual vague stuff but nope—they give you everything:

• Height: 5’5”, Weight: 80 lbs (which is heavy when you actually try to move her)
• Bust: 33 inches (F cup apparently), Under bust: 24.5
• Waist: 21.3 inches
• Hips: 36.8 inches
• Shoe size? Women’s 4.5–5

And then there are those measurements people always ask about but no one ever talks about in public—the hole depths: Vagina: 6.7 inches
Anus: 6.3 inches

It feels weird typing that out but hey, if someone wants to know… now they know.

She has a steel skeleton with movable joints too—which means posing her isn’t as awkward as those old-school mannequins from department stores (you know the ones). There’s even something oddly satisfying about how sturdy she feels; not flimsy or plasticky at all thanks to the silicone build.

Shipping Surprises & Packaging Paranoia

One thing I underestimated? The shipping part—it says free international shipping with discreet packaging and honestly, they mean it. When mine arrived after almost four weeks (they warn you up front: two or three weeks processing plus another week for delivery), the box was so plain I nearly mistook it for furniture parts or something equally boring.

No labels screaming “sex doll inside!” which is kind of a relief because let’s be real—no one wants their nosy neighbor raising eyebrows over mysterious packages.

A Quick Tangent About Proportions

Here’s where things get strange—in a good way though? Chan Ming manages that tricky balance between curvy and skinny, big butt meets small waist meets F-cup breasts… It sounds cartoonish when you list it out but somehow feels less exaggerated in person.

Maybe that’s why she gets labeled as both “busty” and “skinny” on different sites—a contradiction but also sort of accurate depending on how you look at her silhouette from different angles under different lights (I spent more time figuring this out than I care to admit).

Unexpected Realization While Setting Up

Getting her out of the box was… an experience all its own. Eighty pounds doesn’t sound like much until you’re trying to maneuver legs and arms without banging anything up—not easy solo unless you’ve got patience or just don’t care about dings in your walls.

But here comes my quietly impressed moment—her joints really do move smoothly compared to other absolute sex dolls I’ve handled before (and yes, there have been others; again, don’t judge). Posing her felt less like wrestling with dead weight and more like setting up action figures as a kid—but obviously with way more adult context.

The Whole Vibe Is Different Than Expected

Weirdly enough—I remember thinking this—the whole slutty policewoman thing isn’t as cheesy once she’s actually sitting there in uniform looking slightly bored but ready for whatever roleplay scenario someone dreams up after midnight snacks and bad TV reruns.

If anything, having such detailed proportions makes her feel less like some cheap gag gift and more like an actual collector's item disguised as something naughtier than most folks would admit they want.

There are still moments where it hits me how far these things have come—from clunky plastic nightmares to silicone sex dolls with steel skeletons who can stand tall at five foot five without toppling over every time someone bumps into them by accident.

Anyway—

Not sure what else there is left to say except maybe next time someone asks me about realistic asian sex dolls or wonders whether free international shipping actually means free…I’ll probably mention Chan Ming first just because she surprised me more than expected—even if nobody really believes these stories until they see one themselves anyway.