Chloe: Ready To Ship (Or, The Curious Case of Instant Gratification)

You ever order something and it shows up so fast you almost feel judged by the universe?

That’s what happened to me with Chloe. Yes, that Chloe—the E-cup S-TPE sex doll who apparently chills in a California warehouse just waiting for someone to click “buy now.” I guess she’s kind of like the pizza delivery of absolute sex dolls, except you don’t tip anyone and the box is heavier than you’d think. (88 lbs, if you’re wondering. My back still remembers.)

The “She Comes Exactly As Pictured” Phenomenon

Here’s where things get oddly specific. Chloe arrives exactly as pictured—down to the gel breasts, removable vagina option (which I’ll admit sounded clinical until it was sitting on my kitchen table), shrugging shoulders, standing feet. No surprises. No weird hair swaps or alternate faces that make you question your life choices at 2am.

I remember thinking: there’s something both comforting and slightly unnerving about knowing she’s already assembled somewhere nearby, just waiting for her forever home—or whatever people call it when they buy a doll online because custom options take too long.

Speed vs Customization: A Modern Dilemma

I get it—some folks want everything tailored. Eye color, nail polish, maybe even a birthmark in an odd spot (not judging). But with Chloe? If you want her fast—like 3-7 business days fast—and like her as she appears on the site…well, this is your girl. Or doll. Whatever.

If you’re not bothered by shipping speed and crave those little tweaks that make her “yours,” there’s literally a link that says pleaseclick here for customization options. Not subtle marketing but honestly? At least they’re upfront.

A Brief Interlude: Dimensions & Details

Stats time (because someone will ask):

• Height: 5’4” (162 cm)
• Weight: 88 lbs
• Bust: 32 inches
• Waist: 22.5 inches
• Hips: 32.8 inches

And yes—vaginal, anal, and oral sex are all possible thanks to some clever engineering involving a steel skeleton with movable joints. Hole depths? Vagina both go about 6.7 inches deep; mouth is shorter at 5.1 inches which… well, let’s not overthink that part.

Honestly though—moving her around is less “romantic” and more “awkward gym session.” Athletic proportions sound great until you're lugging her up stairs.

Tangent About Unboxing

This isn’t really relevant but I can’t skip it—the unboxing experience is surreal. There’s this moment where your brain flickers between excitement and mild existential dread (“Is this what adulthood looks like?”). She comes out looking exactly like the photos—no catfishing here—but it still feels vaguely like opening a prop from an indie film about loneliness.

Anyway—

Unexpected Realization

Here’s the twist—having Chloe arrive so quickly made me realize how much of modern life is built around impatience disguised as convenience. Amazon Prime has nothing on absolute sex dolls who show up faster than some friends do when invited over for dinner.

I thought I’d be thrilled by instant delivery but instead found myself weirdly nostalgic for anticipation—a feeling that maybe waiting builds excitement in ways one-click shopping never could.

Would I Do It Again?

Not sure why people always want these tidy answers at the end of articles like this one wraps up neatly with a bow or something—but life doesn’t work that way and neither does buying from a California warehouse full of ready-to-ship Chloes.

She sits there now—in my apartment—athletic build and all; sometimes I catch myself glancing over expecting movement or small talk or…something less silent than molded perfection.

But hey—it beats waiting twelve weeks for shipping updates no one reads anyway