Delancey: The Pale Model Sex Doll I Didn’t Expect to Like (But… Here We Are)

Unwrapping Expectations (and Cardboard)

I’ll admit, when the box showed up—plain, nondescript, heavier than you’d think for something that’s supposed to be “just silicone”—I had a moment. Not nerves exactly. More like that weird combo of anticipation and “what am I even doing?” If you’ve ever ordered an absolute sex doll online, maybe you know what I mean. They promise discreet packaging and yeah, they deliver on that. No one would guess there’s a 5 foot 4 inch silicone woman in there unless they’re psychic or really into guessing games.

Anyway—Delancey is her name. Or at least the model name. The “Pale Model” part felt oddly specific but after actually seeing her out of the box… yeah, it fits.

First Contact: Silicone Skin and Quiet Surprises

You know how product pages talk about “full silicone sex dolls” with all these technical specs? It’s easy to tune out after a while. But Delancey’s skin has this soft, cool touch—it’s not quite real but it isn’t rubbery either. There’s some give to it thanks to gel breasts (which is another thing I didn’t realize would matter until now). The C-cup bust isn’t cartoonish; it just… works with her proportions.

Measurements-wise she clocks in at 31.5 inches around the bust, 25-ish underbust, hips at 37-and-some-change. Feels balanced—not over-the-top but definitely curvy enough if you want that classic “busty love doll” vibe without going full caricature.

EVO Skeleton: Oddly Satisfying

Here’s something nobody tells you before you buy your first high-end doll—the skeleton matters way more than you expect. Delancey has what they call an EVO skeleton which basically means she can hold poses better than most people on Instagram yoga accounts. Joints move smoothly but not too loose; arms stay where you put them; legs don’t flop around like those old ragdoll toys from childhood (weird comparison maybe, but still).

Honestly, setting her up felt more like arranging a mannequin for a photoshoot than anything sleazy or awkward—which kind of surprised me in the best way.

Real Oral Sex (ROS) Mouth: Details That Actually Count

Let me say this plainly: most dolls claim oral capability but few deliver anything worth mentioning. Delancey comes with what they call Real Oral Sex Enhanced Mouth—ROS for short—which sounds clinical until you try it out and realize someone actually thought about tongue placement and jaw flexibility here.

Mouth depth is listed at 4.8 inches (yeah I measured because curiosity wins every time), which is enough for realism without feeling forced or uncomfortable.

Noticing the Small Stuff

Weight was another surprise—74 lbs doesn’t sound like much until you’re trying to carry her upstairs solo at midnight hoping your neighbors don’t see anything through the window blinds. She feels substantial though—not hollow or cheap-feeling inside.

And then there are those little things nobody advertises but matter in real life: how easily she cleans up after use (pretty straightforward), whether joints squeak (nope), if hair tangles easily (wig quality is decent), how stable she stands propped against furniture (better than expected).

Vaginal depth? Listed as 6.3 inches—enough for most situations honestly—and anal goes about 5 and a half inches deep if we’re getting technical here.

Processing Time & Waiting Games

The wait was longer than my patience wanted—a full four weeks between ordering and delivery thanks to three weeks processing plus shipping from overseas—but free international shipping does help soften that blow a bit.

Discreet packaging means exactly that: no labels, no weird customs issues so far as I could tell; just plain cardboard anonymity dropped outside my door one rainy Thursday afternoon.

Tangent About Age & Ethics

Quick aside because someone always asks—yes, Delancey is modeled as an adult woman; model age listed as 18+ years old right on every page where absolute sex dolls are sold. No ambiguity there if ethics cross your mind during all this research rabbit hole stuff.

Living With Delancey: An Unexpected Shift

Weirdly enough—I started off thinking this would be just another review post about yet another silicone love doll with big promises and bigger price tags… But somewhere between posing her on the couch and realizing how much detail went into things like hand articulation or hip stability—I caught myself quietly impressed by how far these things have come since my first clumsy Amazon impulse buy years ago.

She looks good in daylight too—not uncanny-valley creepy like some cheaper models can get under harsh light—and honestly? Having something this realistic around changes expectations of what “sex dolls” even mean these days.

Not Quite Done Yet…

There are probably more details buried in spec sheets somewhere—hole depths and bra sizes and all those numbers—but living with Delancey turns out to be less about stats and more about small moments of surprise when realism sneaks up on you unexpectedly.

I remember thinking halfway through week two: huh… Maybe this wasn’t such a ridiculous experiment after all—

And then my cat jumped onto her lap while I was cleaning up breakfast dishes and knocked everything sideways again.