Fiona: Ready To Ship — The Doll That Actually Shows Up

I’m not sure why I thought waiting six weeks for a sex doll would be tolerable.

Maybe it was optimism, or just plain stupidity. Either way, the last time I ordered one, tracking updates felt like some cruel joke—“in transit,” “delayed,” “awaiting customs clearance.” Sure. Anyway, that’s how I ended up circling back to Fiona: Ready To Ship.

The California Warehouse Thing (It Matters More Than You Think)

People underestimate the relief of seeing this doll is stored in our California warehouse and ready to ship splashed across a product page. It sounds mundane, but after you’ve had your patience tested by shipping from who-knows-where, three to seven business days starts feeling like a small miracle. No more wondering if you’ll even remember what you ordered by the time it arrives.

She really does show up as pictured. Built-in vagina option, gel breasts (which are… oddly satisfying?), standing feet—the whole deal. No weird swaps or surprises.

No Customizations?

Not Always a Bad Thing

A bit of an admission here: custom options always tempt me at first—change this, tweak that—but then I end up paralyzed by choices and second-guessing everything. With Fiona, there’s none of that nonsense. What you see is what you get; she comes exactly as shown on the site.

You want her fast and don’t need custom tweaks? This is your lane. If you do care about endless customization menus and can stomach waiting… well, there’s a link for that somewhere on the site (“pleaseclick here”—they could’ve spaced those words out better).

Numbers That Don’t Lie (But Still Feel Weirdly Abstract)

Here’s where things get clinical for a sec:

• Height: 5 feet 7 inches (172 cm)
• Weight: 84 lbs (38 kg)
• Bust: 35 inches
• Underbust: 26 inches
• Waist: 22.8 inches
• Hips: 33.8 inches

Honestly, reading these numbers never quite prepares you for unboxing day—she feels lighter than expected but somehow more solid too? S-TPE is supposed to be “athletic” or something; I guess that means she doesn’t flop around awkwardly when moving her from room to room.

Oh—and all three holes are functional (oral). anus depth clocks in at 6.7 inches each; mouth at 5.1 inches if anyone actually measures that stuff before buying absolute sex dolls.

The Standing Feet Situation

This shouldn’t matter as much as it does… but standing feet are underrated until you try posing one without them and realize how much of a pain it is when they topple over mid-photo session or whatever else people do with their dolls besides the obvious.

There’s steel skeleton with movable joints inside so she’ll hold positions better than most people expect—though getting her upright still takes some fiddling if your floor isn’t perfectly flat.

Something About Realism (Or Maybe Just Familiarity)

Weirdly enough—I remember thinking this while adjusting her arm for the first time—it’s less about hyper-realistic features and more about predictability? Like knowing exactly what will arrive at your door without extra mystery packages or missing accessories shoved into crumpled cardboard boxes.

Fiona looks like her photos because… well, she is literally the doll in those photos sitting in some California warehouse waiting for FedEx Ground to whisk her away.

An Odd Downside Nobody Mentions

Quick tangent—if you’re expecting that “new toy” anticipation rush from customizing every detail yourself… yeah, not gonna happen here. There’s no build-up beyond clicking ‘Add to Cart’ and watching tracking updates refresh every hour out of habit instead of hope.

Some folks probably love picking hair color #17B versus #18A or whatever; others just want something reliable without mental gymnastics over nipple size or eye shade variations barely visible under bedroom lighting anyway.

Would I Do It Again?

I mean—I already did once after my first order got stuck overseas forever. Speed matters sometimes; reliability matters even more when dealing with absolute sex dolls online in general.

And now Fiona stands quietly in my closet corner—no drama, no delays—with everything promised right there from day one.

Maybe next time I’ll try customizing again… hmm—or maybe not.