Hiro: The Asian Playmate Sex Doll I Wasn’t Sure About (But Tried Anyway)

You ever just stare at a product page for way too long, wondering if you’re actually considering spending real money on something that feels—well, not exactly normal?

That was me with the Hiro sex doll. Full silicone, 5 feet 3 inches tall (161 cm), “E-cup” busty and all that. Supposedly one of those absolute sex dolls people rave about in forums. I’d read reviews, but honestly? Most sounded like marketing copy written by someone who’s never even touched a real human, let alone a doll.

Details They Don’t Tell You Upfront

The site lists every measurement down to the hole depth (which is... weirdly specific?): vagina 6.3 inches, anus 5.5 inches, oral 4.8 inches. Okay. But what does that mean in practice? Is anyone actually measuring mid-session? Not me.

Weight: 75 lbs (34 kg). That’s heavier than it sounds when you’re dragging her out of a closet at midnight because you don’t want your roommate to see. Also—EVO skeleton whatever-that-means; apparently she can pose more naturally? Maybe. Her joints are stiff at first and then suddenly floppy in ways that feel both lifelike and not.

Busty Hype vs Reality

I’ll say it: the E-cup thing is real enough if you squint past the uncanny valley vibe. Gel breasts are supposed to be soft and jiggly; they kind of are, but also cold unless you pre-warm them somehow (hairdryer maybe?). The bust measures out at 31-ish inches, underbust 23", hips around 37". Looks good in clothes—if you bother dressing her up—which I did once for laughs and then immediately regretted when I had to undress her again.

Honestly there’s this moment when you realize how much work it takes just to get her ready, and it kills any spontaneous mood.

Real Oral Sex… Kinda?

The “Real Oral Sex” feature gets hyped hard on these sites (“enhanced mouth!”) but here’s where my skepticism paid off: yes, there’s some tongue action possible with the right angle and patience—but it’s nothing like actual oral sex from an actual person (or even close). Four point eight inches deep is what they claim; maybe if you really push it? Just feels awkward most of the time.

Shipping Nerves & Discreet Packaging

One thing I will give them credit for: free international shipping actually means free—no surprise fees or customs nonsense on my end anyway—and the box was so plain my neighbor could’ve thought it was a new vacuum cleaner or something equally boring.

But four weeks waiting felt endless. Processing plus shipping adds up fast when you’re sitting there second-guessing your life choices every morning over coffee.

Living With Hiro (A Weird Adjustment)

There’s this adjustment period nobody talks about—having a full-size silicone love doll in your apartment changes things even if she spends most days zipped up in storage bags under your bed. Sometimes I’d forget she was there until laundry day rolled around and then get startled by her toes sticking out from under a blanket.

And yeah—she looks young-ish but not “teen” territory; just generic anime-adult vibes with an Asian face sculpt that probably appeals more to collectors than people looking for realism.

One Unexpected Downside

Here’s something dumb: moving Hiro around left tiny scuff marks on my hardwood floor because she doesn’t bend quite right unless you get used to handling her weight distribution—which I wasn’t expecting at all. And cleaning after use...nobody tells you how unsexy maintaining absolute sex dolls can be until you’re elbow-deep in antibacterial spray wishing you'd bought literally anything else as a hobby.

A Tangent On Expectations

Weirdly enough—I remember thinking owning one would make me feel less alone after breakups or whatever, but mostly it made me aware of how much quieter my apartment got afterward. Like she fills space physically but not emotionally (obviously), which isn’t something product descriptions ever mention between all those stats about hole depths and cup sizes.

Anyway—I guess Hiro lives up to most claims technically speaking: tall-ish, busty Asian playmate style, full silicone body with options for oral sex positions if that matters to you… But “life-changing”? Nah—not really for me.

Still haven’t figured out where to put her permanently without feeling weird about visitors seeing the storage bag though.