Holly: Ready To Ship — But Is That Actually a Good Thing?

It’s not like I haven’t seen these “ready to ship” banners before.

Every site promising you the moon and, weirdly, a blonde doll named Holly sitting in some California warehouse just waiting for you to hit “Buy Now.” Supposedly she’ll arrive in 3–7 business days after your order is placed. Which sounds… fine? Maybe even convenient. But then again, isn’t there always something off when things are too easy?

The Gimmick of Fast Delivery

You see it everywhere: “This doll is stored in our California warehouse and ready to ship!” Like they expect you to fist pump at the thought of skipping a few weeks of anxious waiting. And sure, if you want your doll fast—no customizations, no fuss—Holly shows up exactly as pictured with her built-in vagina option (not detachable), gel breasts (that’s apparently a thing), and standing feet.

But here’s where my eyebrow arches: why does speed suddenly matter so much? Are we all really that impatient? I mean, maybe some people are—but I keep thinking about what gets lost in the rush.

Not Much Room For Choice

They say this option is great if you like her exactly as shown with no customizations. Which is almost funny because who actually wants zero say? You can’t change her hair or swap out anything—what you see is literally what you get. H-Cup S-TPE Sex Doll, 5 feet 8 inches tall (173 cm), steel skeleton with movable joints… all pretty standard specs for absolute sex dolls these days.

I guess if you're into big ass blondes and don’t care about tweaking details, it works out. But there’s something impersonal about it too—like buying furniture off the showroom floor instead of picking your own fabric.

Numbers That Feel Oddly Clinical

I caught myself squinting at the measurements listed out: Height 5’8”, weight 100 lbs (heavy for dragging around honestly), bust 39 inches, waist 23 inches, hips 43 inches. Then there’s the “hole depth”—vagina and anus both at 6.7 inches; mouth at 5.1 inches. Why do those numbers feel more like reading appliance specs than anything remotely sexy? Maybe that's intentional but...eh.

And yes, vaginal, anal, and oral sex are possible—which feels strange to type out but whatever—that's kind of the point here anyway.

A Realization While Scrolling

Somewhere halfway through looking over Holly’s page on Absolute Sex Dolls (yeah that name still cracks me up every time), I realized how much this whole market leans into convenience over experience now. It used to be about customization—your fantasy made real down to tiny details—but now it feels like ordering takeout: click fast delivery and hope it matches your appetite.

Maybe it's just me being picky or slow to adapt—or maybe there's genuinely something hollow about getting exactly what's advertised without any room for surprise or adjustment.

A Tangent About Storage (Bear With Me)

Quick side note—I started wondering where they actually keep these dolls in California warehouses. Like rows of Hollys lined up waiting for new homes? Or do they wrap each one individually so she doesn’t get scuffed? Odd mental image but now I can’t shake it.

Anyway—

Would I Go For It?

Here’s where skepticism kicks into high gear: If you’re desperate for a big ass blonde delivered fast and don’t mind zero customization—sure, Holly will land on your doorstep looking just like her photos within a week or so. She stands tall (literally) among other absolute sex dolls in stock right now.

But if you’re someone who likes options—even small ones—you might want to slow down and click that little link about customizing instead (“If you don't care about speedy delivery…”). Sometimes waiting pays off with stuff that feels more yours.

Honestly though—I still wonder who buys these things totally as-is without changing anything at all? Maybe there are more impulse buyers out there than I thought.

And now I'm stuck picturing those warehouse shelves again…