Ingrid: The Finnish Model Sex Doll (And My Reluctant, Sorta Weird Experience)

A Tall Order—Literally

I guess you could say I wasn’t exactly looking for a 5 foot 9 inch (175 cm) silicone sex doll. Then again, who really admits that out loud? Anyway, there’s this whole world of “absolute sex dolls” and after a friend sent me a link half as a joke, I got curious—like, what’s the deal with these things? Ingrid caught my eye. She’s marketed as a Finnish model type: tall, skinny, athletic legs for days. D-cup breasts. All the proportions look… engineered? Her bust is 32.3 inches, underbust at 24.8, waist somehow only 21 inches (which doesn’t even sound real), hips at 35.8.

Honestly—I was just fascinated by how much detail there is in these specs. Like they list the hole depths: vagina and anus both at 6.7 inches deep. Not sure why that number stuck in my head but it did.

When Curiosity Wins Over Skepticism

I kept thinking about it for some reason—maybe boredom or just wanting to see if these “absolute sex dolls” are as realistic as they claim. There’s this steel skeleton inside with movable joints so she can actually pose pretty well (as far as love dolls go). The skin feels like silicone, not quite human but also not plastic-y either.

She weighs in at about 81 lbs (37 kg), which sounds manageable on paper but when you’re dragging her around your apartment it feels heavier than you’d expect. It’s all distributed weirdly because of those long legs and the fact she’s taller than most people I know.

Unboxing Without Awkward Neighbors

Shipping was free and international—which is nice since I’m not exactly eager to explain any extra charges on my card statement if someone asks—but what really got me was the packaging: totally plain box, no labels or anything suggestive. DiscreetPackaging is an understatement; honestly if someone saw it on your doorstep they’d probably think you ordered furniture or something boring like light fixtures.

Processing took three weeks plus one more for shipping (so yeah, four weeks total). Felt longer though because once you click “buy,” you start wondering what kind of person does this and whether you’re now one of them.

The Details Are… Oddly Precise

There’s this weird moment where you realize how much effort went into making Ingrid look like an actual young Finnish model—white skin tone, WM doll brand quality (if that means anything to you), athletic build with just enough curves to avoid looking cartoonish but still way too perfect compared to anyone real.

The joints move well enough—you can set her up sitting or lying down without too much trouble—and the overall finish isn’t cheap-looking at all. Still, every time I looked at her face I couldn’t shake off this feeling that something was missing behind those glassy eyes.

Is This What People Want?

Here’s where my brain kinda checked out—I mean yes, vaginal and anal sex are possible with Ingrid (that’s advertised everywhere), but using her felt… mechanical? Maybe that’s harsh—it works physically fine; everything fits where it should thanks to those oddly precise measurements—but emotionally? Eh.

Sometimes I caught myself trying to justify it: maybe people buy these absolute sex dolls because they want control over every detail—the height, the breasts size (D-cup here), even down to leg length or hip curve—but after a while it all started feeling repetitive instead of exciting.

Random Side Note About Storage

Weird thing nobody tells you: storing a life-sized love doll takes up way more space than expected. Can’t leave her out unless you live alone—or don’t care about guests getting freaked out by finding tall white silicone models chilling in your living room corner. Folding her up isn’t really an option unless contortionist poses are your thing; best bet is clearing closet space ahead of time.

Not Quite Sure Where That Leaves Me

Somewhere between curiosity and confusion—that's basically my experience with Ingrid the Finnish model sex doll from absolute sex dolls shop or whatever site sells her now. Is she realistic? Yeah… sort of disturbingly so in terms of body shape and feel—but still obviously artificial when you're actually interacting with her beyond posing for photos or whatever else people do.

Anyway—I don’t regret trying it out exactly; just not sure I'd ever recommend jumping straight into buying an athletic D-cup WM doll unless you're already pretty certain it's your thing. Feels like one of those things that's more interesting in theory than practice… but maybe that's just me being skeptical again