Izzie: Easter Bunny Sex Doll—A Weirdly Specific Experience

What Even Is This?

(I’m Not Sure, But Here We Are)

There's this thing called the Izzie Easter Bunny Sex Doll. Yes, you read that right. A sex doll, but with bunny ears and a vibe that's somewhere between 'anime convention afterparty' and 'Easter brunch gone off the rails.' Sometimes I wonder if we’ve reached peak internet weirdness. Then—bam—something like this hops into my browser.

Anyway, it's an Asian silicone sex doll. 5 feet 4 inches tall (166 cm, for metric folks). She’s got all the usual features you'd expect from absolute sex dolls—movable steel skeleton, joints that actually flex instead of just flopping around like a puppet missing its strings. The box is plain as can be; discreet packaging is apparently a big deal in this world (for obvious reasons—I mean, imagine explaining that to your neighbor).

Numbers That Made Me Double-Take

Here’s where it gets... oddly clinical? Height: 5'4". Weight: 75 lbs (which is lighter than I expected for something so life-sized—I tried carrying her once and nearly dropped her on my foot; not my proudest moment). Bust: 33 inches, under-bust slightly less at 27.1 inches, waist at 26.4 inches and hips come in at a rather generous 38.2 inches. You get the idea—a kind of cartoonish hourglass thing going on.

Oh—and because apparently people want specifics—the “hole depth” is listed out like you’re shopping for drill bits at Home Depot: vagina is 7 inches deep, anus is 6.3 inches deep. There’s probably a joke here about precision engineering but honestly my brain short-circuited reading those stats.

Shipping Details & The Waiting Game

If you’re thinking about ordering one (I mean, no judgment), shipping is free internationally—which surprised me since she weighs more than some small dogs I've met—and they promise totally nondescript boxes. Processing time takes two weeks plus another week for shipping. Three weeks total.

That’s longer than waiting for most things online nowadays, but I guess patience is part of the experience here? Or maybe it builds anticipation in ways Amazon Prime never will.

The Uncanny Valley Is Real

There’s something strange about seeing her up close—the silicone skin feels both real and not-real at exactly the same time; almost unsettling if you stare too long or catch yourself talking to her by accident (it happens when you live alone… don’t judge). The face has that classic “young Asian” look that these absolute sex dolls are known for—big eyes, pouty lips—but then there are bunny ears perched on top like some surreal cosplay fever dream.

It’s hard not to laugh at first glance because it all feels so over-the-top: big boobs (yeah), big ass (sure), long legs… It checks every box from someone’s fantasy checklist but also makes you wonder who sat down and thought “what if we made an Easter Bunny version?”

A Tangent About Assembly Instructions

Quick detour: putting her together was way more complicated than assembling IKEA furniture—not impossible but definitely fiddly enough to make me question my life choices halfway through screwing in an arm joint that refused to line up straight.

Manual says “no-robot,” which I guess means she won’t suddenly start moving on her own—which would honestly be terrifying—but still manages to feel eerily lifelike thanks to those movable joints.

Why Even Bother?

People always ask why anyone would buy something like this instead of just dating or whatever… Maybe they’re looking for company without conversation? Or maybe it’s just about pure novelty—the thrill of owning something so unapologetically bizarre it borders on performance art.

I remember thinking how oddly normal it felt after a while having her around—like she became part of the furniture or background noise—you stop noticing until someone visits and their eyes pop out of their head when they spot bunny ears peeking out from behind your couch cushions.

Does It Live Up To The Hype?

Honestly? Depends what your expectations are. If you want realism—it delivers in weirdly specific ways; if you want subtlety… well, maybe skip anything with fuzzy pink ears attached.

But hey—free shipping's nice, right?

Anyway—I keep meaning to put her away before company comes over again but somehow never quite get around to it...