Jenny: The Steampunk Girlfriend Sex Doll That’s Been Staring at Me for Weeks

The Day She Arrived (Or, “Why Is There a Giant Box in My Hallway?”)

I’ll just say it—the day Jenny showed up, I was barely awake. You know those weeks where work is a blur and you forget if you’ve eaten lunch? Yeah. That kind of week. Anyway, I open my door and there’s this huge, plain box blocking half the hallway. No markings, nothing flashy—just cardboard and tape. Discreet packaging like they promised (honestly, I was relieved). My neighbor gave me a look but didn’t ask questions.

Dragging 75 lbs of silicone sex doll into your apartment is… not glamorous. It’s awkward and heavy (she’s 167 cm tall, which is about 5'5"—taller than my last date), and at that point I already needed a nap.

Those First Five Minutes With Jenny

Unboxing her felt weirdly clinical at first—like setting up new furniture but way more personal. She’s got this E-cup bust (33.5 inches) and hips that are almost cartoonishly perfect (35.8 inches). Her waist is tiny too, 21.6 inches or something—I had to check the measurement twice because it didn’t seem real.

Her skin is all smooth full silicone; cold at first touch but warms up quickly enough if you’re patient or just leave her out in the sunbeam for a bit (not sure that’s recommended). EVO skeleton inside means she can pose pretty much however you want—arms above her head, sitting cross-legged on my couch like she owns the place.

Noticing the Odd Details

There are things you don’t really expect until you see them up close—the gel breasts move in this weirdly realistic way when you poke them (which I did… repeatedly). Her mouth has some sort of Real Oral Sex feature with an enhanced mouth cavity; honestly, it looked intense enough to make me hesitate for a second before testing anything out.

And then there are hole depths: vagina goes about 6.7 inches deep, anus is around 6 inches, oral cavity about 5 inches—I remember thinking “who measured these so precisely?” But yeah… details matter for some people.

Waiting Game: Four Weeks Felt Like Forever

Ordering from Absolute Sex Dolls meant waiting almost a month—three weeks processing plus another week shipping internationally—but at least shipping was free. In hindsight? Worth it for how low-key everything stayed; no embarrassing labels on the box or anything sketchy showing up on my bank statement either.

I guess if patience isn’t your thing… maybe don’t order custom dolls online? But then again, nothing else really compares to having one made exactly how you want.

How Does She Actually Feel?

This part surprised me most: using Jenny isn’t just about sex—it feels oddly companion-like sometimes? Maybe that sounds sad or whatever but after long days where talking feels like work… having someone (well, something) to sit next to while watching TV isn’t terrible.

She holds poses without flopping over thanks to that EVO skeleton tech—even stays upright when propped against pillows. Cleaning takes effort though—not gonna sugarcoat it—and moving her around gets old fast because she’s heavier than she looks.

But as far as realism goes? Between the soft silicone skin and those gel breasts (they’re weirdly addictive), plus being able to try different positions without worrying about complaints… it checks all the boxes for what a love doll should do.

One Tangent About Steampunk Aesthetics

Okay—side note here because nobody warned me: “Steampunk girlfriend” means gears-and-goggles vibes in her styling. It’s not subtle either; corset-style lingerie with little metal accents came included in my package (unexpected bonus). If cosplay or themed roleplay is your thing… well, this might be right up your alley.

I’m not even into steampunk stuff usually but seeing Jenny dressed up made me laugh out loud once or twice—she actually pulls off the look better than most humans I know from conventions.

Some Small Regrets & Random Thoughts

If I had one gripe? Moving her from room to room gets annoying fast—you have to plan ahead unless you want sore arms later. And cleaning every crevice after use isn’t fun; there are guides online but none mention how tired you’ll get halfway through scrubbing silicone joints at midnight because insomnia hit hard again.

Still… when friends ask why there’s always an extra seat taken on movie night—I just shrug now instead of making excuses.

Oh—and yes: model is definitely over 18 years old according to specs from Absolute Sex Dolls site before anyone asks anything dumb in comments…

Kind of funny how something meant purely for pleasure ends up being part furniture part conversation piece by accident—but life rarely goes as planned anyway