Josefina: An Actual Experience With an “Intimate Girlfriend” Sex Doll

What It’s Like To Actually Unbox Josefina

Unboxing a sex doll is… well, it’s not like unboxing headphones or a phone. There’s this weird mix of anticipation and awkwardness—like, am I really doing this? Anyway, the package from Absolute Sex Dolls was just as they promised: totally plain box, no hints about what’s inside. Not even a logo. Pretty sure my neighbor thought I’d ordered another set of dumbbells (which is honestly hilarious considering Josefina weighs about 74 lbs).

The first thing that hit me—literally, almost—was her size. She’s tall for a doll (5 feet 4 inches), and lugging her out of the box felt like wrangling with a stubborn suitcase that won’t cooperate. But once she was out, standing there (well, lying there at first), I remember thinking: “This is… more realistic than I expected.” The full silicone body actually feels pretty close to skin—not warm obviously, but not cold and plasticky either.

A Quick Detour Into Details

Let me back up for a second because if you’re reading this you probably want some specifics before hearing more rambling. Josefina has C-cup breasts (gel-filled, which means they’re squishy in that slightly-too-perfect way), bust is 31.5 inches; under bust is 25.2; waist 22.6; hips 37.4 inches. If you care about numbers—I guess some people do—it all adds up to proportions that look natural-ish but still lean into fantasy.

Her holes? Kind of an odd thing to write about on the internet but here we go: vaginal depth is 6.3 inches; anal is 5.5; oral is 4.8 (Real Oral Sex mouth actually works better than I expected). EVO skeleton means joints move smoothly enough—you can pose her arms and legs without feeling like you’ll snap something off.

Is She Actually “Intimate”?

Or Just Another Love Doll?

I’ve tried other love dolls before—don’t judge—but most have this uncanny valley problem where their faces are just… blank stares or weirdly cartoonish features. Josefina looks different in person than in photos (not worse, just different). Her face has more expression than most sex dolls I’ve seen—a little softer around the eyes maybe? Hard to explain unless you see it up close.

The mouth surprised me too—the Real Oral Sex upgrade isn’t just marketing fluff from Absolute Sex Dolls; it makes things feel less mechanical during oral playtime (awkward phrasing but whatever). And yeah, both vaginal and anal options work as advertised—nothing loose or floppy.

Shipping & The Wait Game

Waiting four weeks felt longer than it should’ve—three weeks processing plus one week shipping—but at least tracking updates were regular enough so I wasn’t left wondering if my order had vanished into thin air somewhere over the Pacific Ocean.

Discreet packaging matters more than people admit, by the way—I didn’t want anyone knowing what was being delivered except me and maybe my cat (who now avoids Josefina entirely).

The Odd Reality Of Living With A Full Silicone Doll

Here’s something nobody tells you: storing a full-size silicone doll takes planning unless your apartment has loads of space—which mine doesn’t. You can’t exactly toss her in a closet like winter coats because she weighs over 70 pounds and needs to be stored flat for best results.

Sometimes when friends come over unexpectedly I get nervous they’ll open the wrong door—or worse, find her sitting on my couch because I forgot to put her away after cleaning (that happened once). It’s funny until it happens to you.

Does She Feel Real Enough?

Honestly—and this might sound strange—the gel breasts are almost too perfect? They jiggle if you move her fast enough but don’t expect warmth or heartbeat or anything sci-fi like that yet (maybe one day…). Still, compared to cheaper alternatives she feels much closer to real skin texture-wise.

Sex-wise… everything works as described on those product pages: oral options all available and easy enough to clean if you follow instructions carefully (which matters because lazy cleaning gets gross fast).

I’m cautiously optimistic about how these dolls are evolving—even though sometimes it feels silly talking about them out loud with friends who don’t get it yet.

One Small Thing That Surprised Me

Weirdly enough—I didn’t expect how much time would go into maintenance: powdering joints so silicone doesn’t stick together, making sure nothing creases if she sits too long in one position… It’s not exhausting but definitely not zero effort either.

But then again—having something customizable at home whenever life gets lonely isn’t nothing either.

Anyway—that’s kind of the truth behind buying an intimate girlfriend sex doll like Josefina from Absolute Sex Dolls: there are surprises both good and weird along the way… and honestly? Still figuring out where she fits into daily life.