Kitty: Ready To Ship — The Doll That Shows Up Before You Can Even Regret Clicking “Buy”

Florida Warehouse = No Waiting, Supposedly

You know that feeling when you order something online and then spend the next week (or three) glaring at your front door? Yeah. I’m not a patient person. Which is why I got sucked into the whole Kitty: Ready To Ship sales pitch—she’s in some warehouse in Florida, she’ll arrive in 3-7 days after you order, blah blah. It almost sounds too good, right? Like, how often does “ready to ship” actually mean ready, or is it just another way of saying “we’ll eventually get around to it”?

But this time…well, I guess they weren’t lying. She showed up so fast my neighbors barely had time to judge me.

What You See Is Actually What You Get

Let’s get this out of the way: there are zero customizations on this one. Kitty comes exactly as pictured—same face, same hair, built-in vagina option (which is what I wanted anyway), standing feet (surprisingly useful), internal body heating (more on that later), and a storage case that’s just big enough to make you question your life choices for a second.

If you’re the type who wants to tweak every detail—eye color, makeup, whatever—you’re out of luck here. But if you like her exactly as shown and want her now…ehh, it works. There’s even a link buried somewhere if you want to customize instead and wait longer; honestly though, waiting isn’t really my thing.

Details They Don’t Bother Hiding

This isn’t one of those mystery box situations where you open it up and think “wait…this isn’t what I ordered.” Nope. She’s 5 feet 4 inches tall (I measured because sometimes these sites exaggerate). Weighs about 62 lbs—not light but not impossible either; moving her around takes some getting used to though.

The doll is made from platinum cured silicone (which apparently means she doesn’t smell weird or get sticky after a couple weeks), has a steel skeleton with joints that actually move without creaking like an old office chair. Absolute sex dolls might hype their flexibility but Kitty holds poses pretty well—at least until gravity wins.

And yeah—I checked—the hole depths are real: Vagina goes about 7 inches deep, anus about 6 inches, mouth around 5-ish. Not sure who needs all those numbers but someone probably cares.

Internal Heating Is…Weirdly Realistic?

I was skeptical about the internal body heating thing—I mean come on—but it kind of works? Plug her in for a bit and she warms up—not hot-tub warm but not cold-plastic-either warm. It makes more difference than I expected during actual use (not going into details here; use your imagination). Still feels slightly sci-fi though.

There was this moment where I thought maybe something was wrong because she heated unevenly at first—but then again my car seat heaters do the same thing.

Storage Case Drama

Quick tangent—the storage case looks normal enough until you try shoving Kitty back inside after use. Let’s just say it takes practice…and maybe some creative folding? There were definitely moments where I wondered if she’d ever fit back in without breaking something important (her or me).

Honestly—if you don’t have closet space or live alone—it could be awkward explaining why there’s suddenly an oddly-shaped suitcase in your room.

Why Bother With Fast Shipping Anyway?

Here’s what gets me: most people obsess over customizing their absolute sex dolls down to the last eyelash but then complain when shipping takes forever. Sometimes having no options is kind of freeing—you don’t have time for buyer’s remorse or second-guessing every little detail.

Kitty shows up before your brain can spiral into regret mode…and by then it’s too late to change your mind anyway.

One Thing That Caught Me Off Guard

Not gonna lie—I expected at least one thing to be off when she arrived (a scratch? weird smell?). But nope—she looked exactly like the photos from their site. Maybe lucked out? Or maybe Florida warehouse staff actually care about packing things properly for once…

Still can’t decide if that makes me feel better or just more suspicious next time I order anything labeled “ready to ship.”

Anyway—that's pretty much what happened with Kitty: Ready To Ship from absolute sex dolls. If you're impatient like me and don't need everything tailored...it works out faster than you'd expect.

Guess that's all for now...unless something else weird happens with her storage case again tomorrow.