Lindsay: Sex Doll Torso — A Skeptical Dive Into Silicone Territory

The Odd Allure of a 3'7" Silicone Companion

There’s a weird moment when you’re staring at your laptop, half-ashamed and half-curious, scrolling through absolute sex dolls listings. You think—is this really where my Friday night is going? But then, well, the Lindsay sex doll torso pops up. Full silicone. Three feet seven inches tall (which is… not what I expected). Suddenly I’m reading measurements like it’s a car manual: bust 36.8 inches, waist 25, hips almost forty. E cup? Huh.

I don’t know if it’s the way they describe the “real skin texture” or just that awkwardly specific hole depth chart (vagina: 6.7 inches… who measures that?), but I started wondering if maybe there’s more to this than just novelty.

Joints That Actually Move — EVO Skeleton & Posable Limbs

Skepticism hits hard here. EVO skeleton with posable joints? It sounds like something out of a robot movie—except this robot doesn’t talk back (thankfully?). The ads claim you can pose her however you want; legs up, arms wherever, all that. My first thought was honestly: doesn’t that get creepy fast?

But then again—there’s something kind of impressive about how much engineering goes into these things. Sixty pounds of full silicone isn’t exactly light either; she’s got heft. Not sure if that makes her feel more real or just more difficult to drag around your apartment without feeling like you’re in some bizarre heist movie.

Shipping Realities & The Waiting Game

Here’s where reality sets in: three to four weeks delivery time for Lindsay the torso doll (2-3 weeks processing plus another week for shipping). That feels long when Amazon has me trained for instant gratification—but honestly, there’s probably no express lane for discreet packaging on items like these.

Discreet packaging is promised—plain box, no labels—which is good because I can only imagine explaining this to my neighbors if something went wrong with delivery (“it’s… uh… a yoga mat?”).

Texture Talk — Real Skin Claims vs Actual Feel

This part always gets hyped up—the “real skin texture.” Marketing loves those words. In practice? Silicone can be hit or miss; sometimes it feels eerily close to human skin, sometimes it just feels cold and rubbery until it warms up from body heat (awkward pause while you wait).

Vaginal options are all possible here apparently—not sure why they need to specify “possible,” but maybe someone somewhere asked if those holes were decorative? Feels odd typing that out loud.

An Unexpected Tangent About Measurements

Weirdly enough—I caught myself measuring random stuff around my place after reading the specs (vagina: 6.7 inches deep; mouth: 5.1). Like, do people actually need exact numbers before buying? Maybe they do and I’m just new at this game.

Anyway—if you’re one of those folks who likes knowing every stat before clicking buy on an absolute sex dolls site... Lindsay delivers on transparency.

Living With a Torso — Not Quite What You’d Expect

Confession time: having a silicone torso sitting in your closet is stranger than anticipated. She doesn’t stand up on her own (obviously), so storage becomes an existential puzzle (“do I put her under the bed?”). Sometimes I’d forget she was there and get startled mid-cleaning spree—heart racing for nothing.

And yet... there was also this odd comfort in knowing nobody else would judge me except myself—and maybe whoever reads browser history after I'm gone.

Would I Buy Again?

Hard to say definitively—I mean, Lindsay checks off most boxes for what she claims to be: posable joints, decent proportions, realistic-enough feel once you get past initial skepticism about owning sixty pounds of molded silicone.

Still not sure how mainstream any of this will ever feel—but hey, people buy weirder things online every day.

That said... next time I see “free international shipping” as a selling point on something weighing sixty pounds—I’ll remember Lindsay and wonder who else out there has made room in their life (and closet) for an oddly lifelike torso doll with E cups and jointed elbows.

Not quite closure—but that's probably fitting anyway.