Maya: Hot Mom Sex Doll — The Tall, Thick G-Cup Experience (And All the Weird Details I Noticed)

I’m going to level with you.

Writing about sex dolls wasn’t on my bucket list, but here we are. Maybe it’s this week’s sleep deficit or just the endless parade of “perfect” doll reviews clogging up Google—either way, I’m not sugarcoating this one. If you’re looking for something glossy and clinical, well… not happening today.

Let’s talk about Maya. The so-called “Hot Mom” sex doll from Absolute Sex Dolls. She’s 5 feet 7 inches tall (170 cm), which is honestly taller than a couple of my exes, and she’s got that thick and curvy G-cup thing going on. People say “thick” a lot online, but in person? Yeah, it actually means something here.

First Impressions: Not What I Expected

Unboxing Maya was… awkwardly heavy. Even with weight reduction (74.5 lbs vs the full 91.5), maneuvering her out of that plain cardboard box felt like wrestling a sleepy mannequin at 2 AM after too much takeout. Discreet packaging though—I’ll give them that—no weird looks from neighbors or delivery guys.

The tan silicone skin has this almost-too-smooth feel at first touch; kind of uncanny valley for a minute until your brain catches up and goes “oh right, sex doll.” The proportions? Bust is nearly 36 inches, hips at 39—a real hourglass if you’re into classic curves (and apparently some people really are). The G-cup breasts are… well, they’re there and then some.

Movable Joints & Steel Skeleton: Mixed Bag

Now here’s where things get interesting (or mildly annoying): the steel skeleton with movable joints sounds great on paper. You can pose her legs, arms—heck even tilt her head if you want—but those joints can be stiff as hell out of the box.

Trying to bend Maya into anything remotely natural-looking took more effort than assembling Ikea furniture after midnight. But once she’s posed? She holds it pretty well—doesn’t flop over like some cheaper dolls do.

Oral Options: Actual Usability

The specs say vaginal depth is 6.7 inches, anal is 6.6 inches, mouth is just over five inches deep (which feels oddly specific). In real use? Those numbers check out—not that I measured mid-session or anything weird like that—but you notice when things don’t line up right.

Honestly though—even with all three options available—it takes a bit to figure out what angles work best given how tall she is and where her joints naturally stop moving without feeling forced. It’s not plug-and-play; there’s a learning curve unless you’re already used to these absolute sex dolls setups.

A Tangent About Legs & Feet

Weirdly enough—I spent more time staring at Maya’s long legs than I expected to? There’s something about seeing those proportions laid out across an actual bed that makes the whole experience feel less toy-like and more… surreal?

Her shoe size is women’s 6-6.5 by the way—not that most people care until they try posing her standing up in heels for photos or whatever else people do with their dolls these days.

Shipping & Waiting Game

If patience isn’t your virtue… brace yourself: processing takes two to three weeks before shipping even happens—and then another week for delivery if everything goes smoothly internationally. Mine showed up closer to four weeks total; not exactly Amazon Prime speed but discreet packaging really does mean discreet (no branding anywhere).

There was this odd moment waiting where I kept wondering if customs would call me or something—never happened though.

Something That Caught Me Off Guard

I didn’t expect how quickly Maya became part of my room decor when not in use—a big-breasted statue lounging around while laundry piles up nearby feels both absurd and strangely normal after a few days.

And yeah—the silicone picks up lint faster than my phone screen collects fingerprints (minor annoyance).

Is She Worth It?

Hard question honestly… If you want tall, thick curves—Maya delivers those in spades; she fits right into the niche between cartoonish fantasy and plausible realism thanks to all those sculpted details (hips especially). But don’t expect zero hassle or instant comfort—it took me longer than expected just figuring out how best to move her without risking back pain or bending joints wrong.

She might be marketed as a hot mom sex doll but ends up feeling more like an oddly silent roommate who never judges your late-night habits—or your questionable taste in bedsheets.

Anyway—I guess it comes down to whether you actually want someone this tall and curvy hanging around your place for more than just novelty value from Absolute Sex Dolls’ lineup.

I keep thinking maybe next time I’ll pick something smaller—but then again... probably not