Milo: Sun Kissed Shower Sex Doll – A Cautiously Optimistic Ramble

What Even Is the SS-Series, and Why Am I Thinking About It in the Shower?

There’s something about a product called “Sun Kissed Shower Sex Doll” that just—well, it kind of demands attention. Maybe it’s the name. Or maybe it’s because, somewhere between my morning coffee and scrolling through absolute sex dolls reviews (don’t judge), I found myself wondering who exactly these things are for. Then again, curiosity is a stubborn thing.

Anyway, let’s talk about Milo from WM Doll—the so-called SS-Series hybrid with her S-TPE body and a silicone head. That jaw? Moveable. Like, actually opens. Real oral sex capability (which sounds clinical but isn’t). I remember thinking: They really went all-in on the details here. Not just “vaginal,” not just “anal”—but yes, both are possible too. All options open.

Measurements: Numbers Are Weirdly Intimate

Here’s where it gets oddly personal—doll measurements. Height: 5 feet 5 inches (166 cm). Weight: 73 lbs (33 kg). Those stats are burned into my brain now; you can blame late-night research rabbit holes for that one.

The proportions? Bust at 32 inches, waist at 20.8 inches, hips at 33 inches—a c cup brunette if you’re collecting trading cards or something (I’m not). And then there’s the hole depth stuff—which is somehow both fascinating and slightly surreal to type out: vagina and anus both go 6.7 inches deep; mouth is a little less at 5.1 inches. Is this TMI? Probably—but someone out there will appreciate knowing.

The Packaging Paradox

Let me shift gears for a second—shipping info always feels like an afterthought until you realize how much anxiety plain boxes can prevent. DiscreetPackaging means no awkward conversations with neighbors or delivery folks (“what could possibly be in that giant unlabeled box?”). Free international shipping too, which almost feels generous these days.

But don’t get too excited—there’s a catch: two weeks processing time plus another week for shipping equals three weeks of waiting around with… anticipation? Dread? Both? Depends on your outlook.

Small Realization About Hybrid Dolls

I didn’t expect to care about whether Milo was technically “hybrid” or not—but here we are. S-TPE body paired with a silicone head apparently gives you more realism where it counts (face-to-face moments) while keeping things practical elsewhere (body flexibility, maintenance). This detail snuck up on me as more important than I’d guessed—it means she looks good and holds up under pressure (interpret as you will).

A Tangent About Showers

Okay—I have to mention this because my brain won’t let go of it: shower sex doll marketing is its own universe now? There are people out there actively searching for dolls designed specifically for wet environments—and Milo fits right in with her sun kissed branding and water-friendly construction (or so they claim).

It makes sense if you think about it long enough—or maybe not at all—but there’s something oddly optimistic about designing products for such niche desires.

Unexpected Downsides Lurking in Plain Sight

Not everything is perfect though—and why would it be? Seventy-three pounds is heavier than most people guess; moving her around isn’t exactly effortless unless you’re secretly training for strongman competitions in your spare time.

Also—three weeks feels longer when you’re waiting for something this specific to arrive on your doorstep.

One More Thing Before I Forget…

Absolute sex dolls aren’t going anywhere soon—Milo included—and honestly, the amount of detail going into these hybrids borders on impressive-slash-unsettling sometimes. But then again, maybe that’s what makes them worth talking about at all.

Didn’t expect to end up thinking about discreet packaging logistics today—or how realistic a c cup brunette could look after three weeks of anticipation—but hey…life keeps surprising me like that.

And now I’m left staring out my window wondering who else has been down this weirdly sun-kissed rabbit hole lately.