Mrs.

Claus: Busty Santa Sex Doll — The Oddly Impressive Holiday Guest

Unwrapping the Unexpected

You ever find yourself scrolling, just... mindlessly, and then you spot something so specific it’s almost poetic? That was me, half-asleep and a little jaded, when I landed on the Mrs. Claus: Busty Santa Sex Doll page. And not just any doll—this one is apparently from the “New SS-Series” by WM Doll. It’s got an S-TPE body (that’s thermoplastic elastomer, if you’re nerdy about materials) with a silicone head. They say it’s more realistic that way. I guess they’re right—my first thought was, huh, she looks less like a mannequin and more like someone who’d judge your gingerbread house in December.

Numbers That Actually Surprised Me

Here’s where things get weirdly technical—and honestly kind of impressive? The doll stands 5 foot 7 (173 cm), weighs 112 lbs (51 kg), and has what they call “big boobs.” H-cup to be exact. These aren’t numbers I usually associate with Christmas, but hey—Santa evolves.

Bust: 37.8 inches
Waist: 26.6 inches
Hips: 44.5 inches

I mean, those are proportions that make Barbie look underwhelming. Also, apparently this Mrs.Claus is blonde now? Tradition is overrated anyway.

Realism That Borders On… Well, You Know

Now for the part that made me pause mid-scroll: real oral sex capability thanks to a moveable jaw (yeah). Vaginal and anal sex too—the site doesn’t exactly whisper about it; they lay out hole depths like specs for a new phone:

• Vagina: 6.7 inches
• Anus: 6.7 inches
• Mouth: 5.1 inches

It’s all very clinical until you remember what you’re reading about—a busty Santa sex doll called Mrs.Claus who could probably pass as an Instagram influencer if she wore enough red velvet.

Shipping Sleight of Hand

There’s something delightfully contradictory about how these absolute sex dolls are shipped versus what they actually are inside the box. Free international shipping! Discreet packaging! The box is plain and unlabeled—which feels both considerate and faintly hilarious given what’s hiding inside.

Processing takes two weeks; shipping another week—three weeks total before your festive companion arrives at your door looking nothing like anyone’s grandma Claus ever imagined.

A Tangent About Holiday Traditions

I can’t help thinking back to those awkward family Christmases where someone always brings up “the real meaning of Christmas.” Imagine tossing this into the mix instead of fruitcake or ugly sweaters—Mrs.Claus herself (sort of), ready for whatever holiday mischief you have in mind.

Weirdly enough, there’s something almost charming about how far these absolute sex dolls have come technologically—and socially? Maybe not quite socially yet—but give it time.

A Quiet Nod to Craftsmanship

Let me just say—I didn’t expect to be quietly impressed by a h-cup blonde Santa consort engineered for realism down to her moveable jaw and precise measurements. But here we are! The SS-Series from WM Doll clearly isn’t messing around when it comes to details or durability—or even delivery logistics.

Honestly—I guess my main takeaway is that if you want a holiday season with fewer surprises under the tree and more in your bedroom... well—you’ve got options now that go far beyond peppermint-scented candles or novelty underwear.

And who knows? Maybe next year we’ll see an elf version with pointier ears or something wilder still.

Anyway—Christmas gets stranger every year.