Naomi: Curvy Redhead Sex Doll — The Reluctant Review

Not What I Expected (But Here We Are)

I’ll just say it: I never thought I’d be writing about a curvy redhead sex doll, let alone Naomi—the one from Absolute Sex Dolls. And yet, after weeks of scrolling weirdly specific forums and getting bombarded by those oddly cheerful banner ads, curiosity got the better of me. Maybe that’s how they get you. Anyway, this isn’t some sponsored post or whatever; if anything, it’s more like me working through my own skepticism in public.

She’s… Big.

Like Actually Big.

The first thing that hit me—besides the price tag—was her size. Naomi clocks in at 5 feet 5 inches (165 cm), which is basically taller than half my exes. Unboxing her felt less like opening a “toy” and more like moving awkward luggage into my apartment. Ninety-two pounds doesn’t sound like much until you’re trying to maneuver an anatomically correct silicone body with long legs and a big butt around corners without scuffing the walls.

That steel skeleton? It makes her joints move realistically, but also means she’s not exactly easy to pose unless you’re patient (or stubborn). Sometimes her arm would flop weirdly while I was figuring things out—reminded me of those old action figures with loose limbs.

Details That Made Me Pause

You know what surprised me? The measurements are almost too precise: bust at 34.6 inches, waist at 25.6, hips at 34.3—D cup boobs that are… well, not subtle—and even shoe size listed as US women’s 4.5-5. There’s something both impressive and slightly unsettling about seeing hole depth stats right there in the product details (vagina: 7.1 inches; anus: 6.7). Guess someone must’ve asked for that info.

She feels soft—athletic build but definitely “big boobs,” if we’re using their words—and the hair is actually kind of nice? Red hair can look fake on these dolls but hers is more muted than cartoonish.

Shipping Was Awkwardly Discreet

Absolute Sex Dolls promises discreet packaging and yeah, they delivered on that part—a plain box with nothing screaming “curvy love doll inside!” Still, when a box that size shows up after three weeks of waiting (processing takes forever), neighbors notice even if they don’t say anything out loud.

International shipping was free though—which made swallowing the cost slightly easier—but honestly? Three to four weeks feels endless when you’ve already spent money and started second guessing your life choices.

Using Her Felt… Strange At First

Okay—I’ll admit it—I was hesitant to try anything beyond just inspecting the joints and skin texture at first (it’s silicone material by the way). Vaginal and anal sex is possible thanks to those deep channels but getting everything lined up takes practice because she doesn’t just cooperate automatically.

There’s this odd moment where you realize how much effort goes into making these dolls athletic yet soft in all the right places (or wrong places depending on your mood). Her big breasts are very much front-and-center during use; sometimes distracting, sometimes kind of fun depending how you feel about D cups staring back at you blankly.

A Slightly Off-Topic Thought About Storage

One thing nobody warns you about is storage—not really anyway—and it turns out finding somewhere to put a full-sized redhead love doll isn’t as simple as shoving her under your bed next to winter coats or old shoes. She takes up space—a lot of it—and there’s always this low-level anxiety about someone stumbling across her unexpectedly (“Oh hey Mom! Don’t mind the giant hybrid silicone person in my closet.”)

Is It Worth It?

I mean… maybe? If you’re specifically looking for a tall-ish starpery doll with long legs and an athletic build plus big big boobs combo—Naomi checks all those boxes pretty aggressively. But then again, living with her is different than clicking “add to cart.”

Sometimes I catch myself glancing over while watching TV or working late and thinking—is this normal now? Maybe not exactly normal—but surprisingly common judging by how many people seem to be buying from Absolute Sex Dolls lately.

Anyway—I’m still skeptical about calling Naomi life-changing or whatever those reviews claim—but she exists here now, taking up space both physically and mentally in ways I didn’t expect. Make of that what you will.