Nellie: Summer Cottage Sex Doll — A Weirdly Candid Ramble

When You Order a 5'6" Silicone Doll and It Actually Shows Up

I never really thought I’d be googling “D-cup silicone sex doll 168 cm” at midnight, but there I was, scrolling through absolute sex dolls listings like it was just another Tuesday. There’s this odd moment when you hit ‘buy’ on something so… specific? Like Nellie, the Summer Cottage Sex Doll. Five feet six inches tall (which is apparently 168 cm for people who use centimeters), brunette, and made of silicone that’s somehow both soft and weirdly cold at first touch.

The site promised free international shipping and discreet packaging. That part’s true—box looked like it could’ve been a small refrigerator or maybe some kind of industrial printer. No labels. My neighbor helped me drag it inside (regretted that instantly).

The Anatomy Lesson Nobody Asked For

Here’s the thing: they list all the measurements. Bust: 30 inches. Under-bust: 23.6 inches. Waist: tiny—21.6 inches, which is almost cartoonish in person. Hips at 37.7 inches, so yes, she’s got curves in places you expect curves to be if you’re shopping for absolute sex dolls online.

But then there’s this section about “hole depth.” Vagina: 7.1 inches; anus: 6.7 inches—which is more specific than I ever imagined needing to know? Kind of felt like reading the specs on a new phone except… not really.

Movable Joints & The Steel Skeleton Situation

Nellie has a steel skeleton with movable joints—sounds cool until you actually try to pose her into something resembling human comfort on your old futon and realize she weighs about 66 lbs (30 kg). Not exactly feather-light when you’re mentally checked out after work and just want to flop onto the couch yourself.

At some point while trying to get her arm to bend without making her look like she’d lost a bar fight, I remember thinking—this is probably not what my high school guidance counselor pictured when they asked where I saw myself in five years.

Three Weeks of Waiting (And Overthinking)

They warn you up front about the processing time—two weeks plus one week shipping, so three weeks total delivery time if everything goes right. During that wait, there was this low-level anxiety humming in my brain every time an unmarked van drove by my apartment building.

Not sure why people say “discreet packaging” as if that makes it less awkward when your tracking app says “delivered” and the only thing outside your door is a huge plain box that looks like it belongs in an evidence locker.

Outfit Not Included — But Who Actually Cares?

Small print said outfit for photo purposes only—not included—which made sense after unboxing Nellie because honestly? The last thing on my mind was dressing her up for Instagram anyway.

Weirdly enough, seeing her propped against my bookshelf wearing nothing but bubble wrap gave me flashbacks to moving day freshman year of college except now I’m older, tired-er, and apparently own a life-sized D-cup silicone sex doll named Nellie who will never ask me why I haven’t done laundry in two weeks.

Is This What Summer Feels Like Now?

There are moments where having something—or someone—so silent around feels stranger than being alone ever did before. Maybe it’s just the novelty or maybe it’s how she stands there with those glassy eyes looking past everything and nothing at once.

Anyway—I guess what surprised me most wasn’t anything physical about Nellie herself but how quickly she became background noise in my cluttered little summer cottage rental; just another presence among piles of books and half-finished mugs of coffee going cold by the window.

That… probably says more about me than about her specs or features or whatever else marketing teams want you to focus on these days with absolute sex dolls reviews scattered across forums nobody admits reading anymore.

And yeah—the whole thing still feels unfinished somehow.