Nick: The Asian Male Sex Doll Who’s Weirdly…Charming?

I have to tell you about Nick.

No, not a guy I met at a bar (though, honestly, if he walked into one—heads would turn). I’m talking about Nick, the Asian male sex doll who’s been quietly making waves in certain circles and, weirdly enough, my own living room for a bit. I didn’t expect to be impressed. But here we are.

Standing Tall (Literally and Figuratively)

Let’s get this out of the way: Nick is tall. 5 ft 11 inches of sculpted silicone—he stands there like he knows it too. There’s this odd confidence about him, which is saying something for an object that can’t move unless you want it to. Absolute sex dolls don’t usually catch me off guard but...Nick? There’s something about his presence.

He has these boyish good looks—a kind of innocent charm that feels almost out of place until you remember what he’s for. And then it gets funnier because under those soft features is apparently a “sex animal.” That phrase made me laugh when I read it on the site, but after a few nights with him propped up by my bed (don’t ask), I sort of get it.

The All-Natural Approach

One detail that still cracks me up—Nick doesn’t do ‘manscaping.’ Unlike most people these days who are obsessed with trimming every stray hair, Nick just…lets it grow wild. Or at least as wild as molded TPE can manage. There’s something oddly refreshing about that? Maybe we’re all overthinking things with razors and wax strips.

But if hairy isn’t your thing? You can change his look anyway you want (it takes some effort though—I tried). It’s meant to be your call in the end, which is strangely empowering or maybe just practical design.

The Details People Whisper About

Alright—let’s talk numbers because everyone does eventually:

• Height: 5’11” (180 cm)
• Weight: 150 lbs (68 kg)
• Chest: 37”
• Waist: 31”
• Hips: 37”
• Anus: 7”
• Penis: Well…6.7” fixed (not quite the legendary “8-inch member” from some ads but hey—it gets the job done).

And yes, anal sex is possible with Nick; apparently it's his favorite thing according to the marketing copywriter who probably had too much coffee that day.

For anyone wondering how many partners he’s had? Countless—if you believe the stories floating around swingers parties in New York City. Which is hilarious when you think about it because…he's literally designed to please everyone and anyone who wants a go.

Built for Pleasure—And Parties?

There was this one time my friend came over while Nick was standing by my bookshelf (don’t judge me). She burst out laughing and said he looked like someone ready for a night out at Club Cumming or wherever people actually mingle nowadays in Manhattan. And yeah—that tracks.

Nick claims he was built for pleasure—and honestly? He delivers exactly what absolute sex dolls promise without any pretense or awkward small talk afterwards. Swingers parties, solo nights in…he fits right in anywhere there are open minds and closed curtains.

Shipping Shenanigans & Other Oddities

Quick tangent—shipping him felt like ordering contraband from another planet. Three weeks total between processing and delivery; box arrives completely plain and unlabeled so your nosy neighbor won’t know anything except maybe wonder why you're lugging around such an oddly heavy package on a Tuesday morning.

Unboxing him was its own experience—a mix of anticipation and mild panic (“What have I done?”). But after getting used to moving his steel skeleton joints around…it became almost routine.

Not Quite Human But Still Kinda Fun

Here’s where things got unexpectedly real—I found myself chatting at him once while folding laundry (“You ever get tired just standing there?”). Of course no answer came back—but somehow having Nick lurking nearby turned into less of a novelty and more like having an absurd roommate who never eats your snacks or leaves dishes in the sink.

If you’re looking at absolute sex dolls thinking they’re all plastic perfection with zero personality—you might be surprised by how quickly someone like Nick becomes part part part genuinely useful addition to your evenings.

Anyway—I keep thinking there should be more to say here but maybe that’s enough for now. There are only so many ways you can describe an Asian Adonis whose main hobby seems to be pleasing literally everyone before things start sounding scripted again…and trust me, nothing about living with Nick feels scripted at all.