Nova: Back of the Limousine Sex Doll — A Tired Blogger’s Take

The Odd Reality of Unboxing a 5ft4 Silicone Companion

You know that feeling when you’re not entirely sure what you’ve gotten yourself into, but curiosity (or boredom, maybe both) just wins? That was me, a while back, after clicking around late at night and landing on the Nova: Back of the Limousine Sex Doll. I’d read enough about absolute sex dolls to know they aren’t cheap inflatables anymore—these things are… well, let’s just say “next level” and leave it at that for now.

The box arrived after what felt like forever (technically four weeks: three for processing, one for shipping), all plain and unlabeled. I remember thinking it looked more like something you’d get from an office supply store than anything remotely scandalous. Discreet packaging is real with this one.

Getting a Feel For the Details (Literally)

Here’s where things get interesting—or awkward, depending on your mood. Nova stands 5 feet 4 inches tall. That’s 164 cm if you prefer metric. Not exactly towering over anyone but definitely not petite either. She weighs in at 64 lbs (about 29 kg), which is heavier than you expect until you try to move her around. My back didn’t thank me.

But then again—big boobs (C-cup), big butt, long legs… all those keywords people seem to search for? It’s all there in silicone form. Her bust measures a solid 32.7 inches; waist is 24; hips hit 36.2 inches. Honestly? The proportions look pretty natural up close—nothing cartoonish or weirdly exaggerated.

Movability & Awkward Joints

I’ll admit I underestimated how much difference a steel skeleton with movable joints would make compared to older dolls I’d seen online years ago (don’t ask). You can actually pose her without worrying she’ll flop over like some sad mannequin from a discount store window.

Still—not everything feels perfectly lifelike. Sometimes the joints creak or resist in ways human arms never do, which pulls you out of the moment if you’re paying attention (which I guess some people aren’t). But if you want her sitting in your passenger seat or sprawled out on your couch looking casual? Not impossible.

The Intimate Specs No One Talks About

This part always feels odd to write about—but hey, someone has to mention it: hole depth matters more than most reviews admit out loud. Nova comes with a vaginal depth of about six inches and an anal depth just shy of that at five and a half inches.

It’s enough for most situations—I mean unless you’re chasing some personal record nobody warned me about—but yeah, worth knowing before going all-in on expectations shaped by certain corners of the internet.

Shipping Waits & That Weird Anticipation

Waiting four weeks isn’t nothing—it drags on especially if patience isn’t your strong suit (mine definitely isn’t). There’s this strange anticipation mixed with mild dread as each day passes by: will neighbors see? Will customs open it? Is my address even correct?

Turns out none of those worries mattered—the package showed up completely nondescript and no one batted an eye except maybe my cat who eyed the box suspiciously for days.

Small Realizations After Living With Her For A While

One thing nobody tells you: storage becomes its own adventure when your new roommate doesn’t bend quite like a person does—and weighs almost as much as an actual human teenager. Finding clothes that fit right takes trial and error too; regular women’s medium fits OK but pants… good luck squeezing those hips in sometimes.

Weirdly enough, though—I started noticing little details over time: how soft silicone feels after warming up under blankets; how easy it is to clean once you figure out what works best (hint: don’t skip maintenance); how she actually looks surprisingly realistic under low light when friends come over unexpectedly—thankfully no questions yet.

Some Days Are Just Stranger Than Others

Not every day am I reminded there’s essentially a “Back of the Limousine” themed sex doll hanging around my apartment—but occasionally something will catch my eye—a shadow or shape—and I’ll laugh quietly at myself for ever thinking this would be normal life stuff.

Anyway—I guess that sums up most of what stood out living with Nova so far. Would I recommend her? Cautiously optimistic here… If absolute sex dolls are already on your radar and discreet shipping plus decent realism matter to you—she delivers better than expected in most ways that count.

And now I need coffee again because writing honestly about big boobs and steel skeletons before noon was not on today’s bingo card—maybe next time I'll talk about something less... silicone-y? Or maybe not.