Paloma: Ready To Ship, And Yes, She’s Kind Of Unbelievable

The “She’s Already Here” Phenomenon

There’s a certain thrill—no, really—in finding out that something you want is already available. No waiting. No endless back-and-forth with customer service about “lead times.” Just click, pay, and the thing basically teleports to your door. That’s Paloma for you. This doll is ready to ship (I checked twice because I didn’t believe it either), which means she’ll be on her way in 1-2 business days after your order is placed. It feels weirdly satisfying—like skipping the queue at an amusement park and just walking straight onto the ride.

Details That Actually Matter (To Me, At Least)

Paloma comes as pictured—which sounds simple until you realize how much that matters when you’re staring at product photos wondering if what arrives will look like a distant cousin of what you saw online. Nope. What you see? That’s what shows up: EVO skeleton (that’s the more flexible one), gel breast and buttock upgrades (squishier than expected), articulated hand skeleton (fingers do their own thing), standing feet (no awkward slumping in corners), realistic body painting, movable jaw for enhanced oral sex… experience? I mean, yes, that part actually surprised me.

And yeah—built-in vagina. Not going to dance around it; these details are kind of why people end up searching for absolute sex dolls in the first place.

Measurements: More Than Just Numbers

Let’s get this out of the way. Height: 5 feet 5 inches—a bit taller than my last girlfriend from college but who’s measuring? Weight clocks in at 82-ish pounds; honestly heavier than I thought when dragging her box inside but not unmanageable if you don’t skip leg day. Bust: almost 35 inches. Hips? Nearly 50 inches—seriously big butt territory here (not complaining). G-cup full silicone sex doll proportions are… let’s call them eye-catching.

Hole depth? Never thought I’d type those words into an article but here we are: vagina goes about 7 inches deep, anus is 6 inches, oral is a little shorter at 4 inches thanks to that movable jaw feature that still kind of freaks me out in a good way.

A Quick Tangent About Flexibility

Somewhere between posing Paloma on my couch and realizing her joints move more smoothly than mine ever have—I started thinking about flexibility in general. The EVO skeleton does make a difference; she holds poses better than most yoga instructors I know (and doesn’t complain about sore hips afterward). Articulated hands mean she can actually grip things—not tightly or anything wild—but enough to look natural holding stuff for photos or whatever else crosses your mind.

This part isn’t talked about much on other sites selling absolute sex dolls but it makes a difference when you’re trying to avoid uncanny valley vibes.

Unexpected Realism Hits Differently

Here’s where being quietly impressed sneaks up on you—the body painting detail isn’t just some marketing fluff. There are tiny veins painted along her thighs and collarbones that catch light strangely realistically under lamps at night… which made me pause mid-scroll on my phone once or twice just staring like an idiot. Even her legs have this long-legged realism vibe going on; it messes with expectations if all you've seen before are plastic-looking models online.

I remember thinking—well—that's not what I expected from something described mostly as “big boobs” or “juicy ass” everywhere else online.

One Tiny Downside Nobody Mentions

Now there was one thing—I guess it counts as a downside? When they say standing feet they mean it literally… but don’t expect high heels or fancy shoes right away unless you buy them separately (which took me longer to figure out than I'd like to admit). Her feet work fine for standing poses but aren’t exactly runway-ready out of the box.

Still worth knowing if you're dreaming up elaborate photo shoots—or just want her looking less barefoot-chic all the time.

The Shipping Thing Is Still Wild To Me

Maybe this shouldn’t feel so impressive—but having Paloma show up exactly as pictured without any delays felt oddly futuristic compared to every other shopping experience lately (“your item is delayed due to unforeseen circumstances”—yeah right). With absolute sex dolls like this one, ready-to-ship suddenly means something again—it means less waiting around wondering if your money vanished into cyberspace limbo.

Anyway, there it is—Paloma exists and ships fast and looks uncannily real under bad apartment lighting at midnight while you're eating cereal straight from the box… Hmm, maybe that's too specific—but whatever works for you.