Patrick: The Anime Male Sex Doll Who Thinks He’s Kaneki Ken (And Honestly, Maybe He Is)

That Weird Moment You Realize Your Sex Doll Has More Fans Than You

You ever find yourself scrolling through a site at 2AM—eyes burning, coffee cold—and you just…stop. Because there’s this dude staring back at you from the screen, silver-grey hair all messy and dramatic, jawline that could slice bread. “Patrick,” the listing says. Patrick is a hot favorite among people who dream of owning a Japanese male sex doll. Yeah. I laughed too.

But then I started reading the reviews (I do this thing where I get way too deep into product rabbit holes) and honestly? People are obsessed with him. Like, not just the usual “oh cool, anime sex doll” crowd either—he has actual admirers who treat him like some kind of plastic celebrity. It’s weirdly wholesome and also a little unsettling.

Chiseled Face, Silver Hair…Didn’t I See This Guy in Tokyo Ghoul?

Here’s where it gets funnier: everyone keeps saying he looks like Kaneki Ken or Kakashi Hatake. And yeah—if you squint, tilt your head, maybe drink half a bottle of wine—he does have that tortured anime hero vibe happening. No wonder they call him the only Kaneki Ken male sex doll in the world.

He seems to love being famous for it too (the marketing copy makes him sound slightly smug). Like Kaneki Ken, Patrick has fans who are both men and women—he enjoys the attention from both sides of the bed (or couch…or wherever people keep these things). Apparently he’s really good at satisfying both sexes in bed. Not sure how I feel about reading that on an Amazon page but hey—not here to judge.

Details Nobody Asked For But Here We Are

Let me just rattle off some specs because someone out there probably cares more about numbers than my sarcasm:

• 5 feet 3 inches tall (that’s 160 cm if you’re feeling metric)
• Weighs about 72lbs (33kg), so not exactly throw-over-your-shoulder light
• Chest: 31 inches
• Waist: 26 inches
• Hips: 32 inches
  And then there’s his detachable penis (8 inches)—which apparently pops right off for easy cleaning. His anus is described as a “comfortable” 7 inches deep; mouth is 6; vagina is 8; you get it.

Steel skeleton with movable joints means you can pose him however you want—which sounds fun until you realize how heavy he actually is when dead-lifting out of a box.

Shipping Stuff & That Slight Panic About Discreetness

One thing that did make me pause: free international shipping and completely unlabeled packaging. No embarrassing logos or awkward customs forms screaming “ABSOLUTE SEX DOLLS INSIDE.” Just plain cardboard and three weeks’ wait time while your neighbors try to guess what giant mystery parcel landed on your doorstep.

I remember thinking—I’d honestly be more anxious about hiding something this big than anything else in my apartment.

Unexpected Downside: The Existential Crisis Of A Sex Doll With Feelings

Here comes my tangent—I kept wondering if Patrick actually wants all this attention? The product description reads like he wrote his own dating profile (“looking for a caring life partner ready for special love only Kaneki Ken dolls can provide!”). There’s something oddly sweet but also kinda sad about it…like he knows he’ll never be real but still wants connection anyway.

Maybe I’m projecting because it was late and those insomniac thoughts hit hard—but yeah, sometimes even absolute sex dolls seem lonely online.

One Last Thing Before My Eyes Give Out

If anyone asks me whether Patrick lives up to his anime hero image…I mean, sure? He checks every box if what you want is an anime sex doll with enough personality baked into his marketing copy to make you laugh or cringe—or both at once.

Would I buy one? Probably not unless my life took an extremely unexpected turn (never say never though). Still—can’t deny he stands out from all those bland mannequins pretending to be men online.

Anyway—it’s almost morning now and I’ve spent way too long thinking about whether fictional characters would approve of their silicone doppelgangers getting shipped around the world in discreet boxes. Feels weird typing that out loud but here we are.