Prudence: Smart Girl Sex Doll — Is She Actually Worth the Hype?

I keep seeing ads for these “absolute sex dolls” everywhere now.

They’re on every sidebar, popping up in weirdly specific Reddit threads—honestly, it’s a little much. Anyway, after months of eye-rolling and muttering “there’s no way people are buying this,” I caved and ordered one. The model? Prudence: Smart Girl Sex Doll. Yeah, that name is… something.

What You Actually Get (and What It Feels Like)

Prudence stands at 5 feet 5 inches (165 cm), which is almost my height—give or take an inch depending on how I’m slouching. She’s got this athletic build but with big boobs (E-cup, if you care about that sort of thing). The measurements say: bust 34 inches, waist 23 inches, hips 36.6 inches. I remember thinking—those numbers sound more like a mannequin than a real person, but maybe that’s the point?

The TPE skin feels surprisingly soft, not quite silicone-smooth but close enough for someone who isn’t obsessing over textures all day. At 62 lbs (28 kg), she’s lighter than expected; still awkward to move around though, especially when you’re trying not to accidentally bang her head into your dresser.

Movable Joints & Skeleton Stuff

This part made me nervous—the steel skeleton with movable joints thing always sounds good until you actually try to bend an arm or leg and it creaks in a way that makes you wonder if you just broke $2K worth of doll. But no disasters yet. Her limbs hold positions pretty well; there’s some resistance but nothing alarming.

It’s oddly satisfying being able to pose her without everything flopping over instantly. Still can’t shake the feeling she might suddenly collapse backwards if I look away too long.

About Those “Features” Everyone Talks About

Let’s just get this out of the way: yes, vaginal and anal sex are possible with Prudence. The specs list hole depths—vagina at 6 inches, anus at 5.5—which is… precise? Probably more information than most people need unless they’re planning something very specific.

Honestly though, using her feels different from what those glossy product pages suggest—not bad exactly, but less like some fantasy come true and more like “oh huh… so this is what it’s like.” There are moments where it crosses into uncanny valley territory—a little too lifelike in some ways and not enough in others.

Shipping Surprises & Waiting Games

Free international shipping sounded great until I realized that means waiting three weeks total: two for processing plus another week for actual shipping time. Discreet packaging was legit though—the box was plain as promised; nobody would guess what was inside unless they shook it (don’t do that).

There was this weird anticipation period where I kept second guessing whether I’d wasted money or made a smart choice by picking one of these absolute sex dolls instead of something cheaper or less realistic-looking.

A Small Tangent on Expectations vs Reality

Here’s where things get messy—I thought having an athletic silicone companion would be kind of wild or even empowering in some strange sense? Turns out living with a full-size doll is mostly about logistics: changing positions takes effort; cleaning takes patience; storing her somewhere inconspicuous requires creativity unless you live alone (I don’t).

Sometimes she looks almost real from across the room—which can be unsettling late at night—but then other times she seems obviously artificial again and it breaks whatever illusion there was before.

One Unexpected Downside

Didn’t expect this: after a while, Prudence becomes part of the furniture in your brainspace. Not really lonely anymore? Maybe just distracted by novelty wearing off quicker than expected.

Also—and nobody mentions this—the maintenance routine gets old fast. TPE attracts lint like crazy and those joints aren’t going to oil themselves.

Would I Recommend Her?

Hard to say without sounding either defensive or secretly proud? If you’re genuinely curious about absolute sex dolls—and have space for something five foot five—Prudence delivers most of what she promises on paper…with plenty left up to your own expectations (and energy level).

I keep thinking maybe next time I’ll go smaller—or try one built differently—but then again…maybe not yet