Reggie: Corporate Babe Sex Doll — A Skeptical User’s Halfhearted Take

What Even Is This?

(And Why Did I Click…)

I mean, let’s be real. The first time I saw “Reggie: Corporate Babe Sex Doll” pop up on one of those absolute sex dolls ads, I just stared at the screen for a good minute. Maybe two. The name threw me off—Reggie? For a sex doll? Not exactly what my brain expected, but here we are.

She’s supposed to be this “office fantasy” sort of thing, all business suit and F-cup bravado (yeah, big breasts, if you’re into that). Five foot three inches tall—161 cm for people who think in centimeters—and made of TPE. That’s thermoplastic elastomer, apparently. Feels kinda squishy. Sorta weirdly lifelike? But not… alive. Obviously.

Key Features — Or Just Numbers On a Page?

Alright, features. Let me rattle these off before my attention wanders again:

• F-Cup (which is just… massive)
• 32.7" bust, 19.7" waist, 35" hips
• Weight: 77 lbs (not light—you’ll notice if you have to move her)
• Vagina depth: 6.7", same for the anus
• Oral goes 5.9" deep (don’t ask how they measure that)
• EVO skeleton (bendy joints; feels like cheating at yoga)

Supposedly you can do vaginal, anal, and oral stuff—all with one doll—which sounds impressive until you’re standing there thinking about the logistics of cleaning everything after.

I remember thinking: Who actually needs this many stats about a doll? But then again—some people really want the details.

Shipping Is… Secretive

Shipping takes forever (like four weeks total), but it’s discreet packaging—plain box and all that jazz—which is probably more important than anyone wants to admit out loud.

Honestly, if someone caught me unboxing a five-foot-tall corporate babe instead of a new monitor or something… well, I’d never live it down.

Free international shipping though—that part surprised me. These things are heavy as hell.

Handling Reggie — Not Quite Plug And Play

Moving her around is no joke; she weighs almost as much as some small dogs I’ve owned over the years. If you’re expecting to toss her around like a pillow… hmm, maybe not exactly possible unless you’ve been hitting the gym more than I have lately.

Her skin—the TPE stuff—is cold at first touch and picks up dust way too easily. Kind of like those sticky phone cases that attract every bit of lint in your apartment.

And another thing: those hole depths they mention everywhere? It’s weirdly clinical when you see it written out on the site (“vagina depth: 6.7 inches”), but somehow also necessary because otherwise people would complain online about not fitting or whatever.

Awkward Thoughts While Unpacking

Here’s where my skepticism peaked—I kept waiting for some kind of instruction manual to fall out with tips like “How To Explain This To Your Roommate.” No such luck.

Mentally checked out halfway through wrangling her arms into place for storage under my bed (barely fits). There was this moment—I guess everyone has one—where I wondered why there isn’t an easier way to store these absolute sex dolls without feeling like you’re hiding evidence from CSI Miami.

Does She Look Like The Photos?

Sorta? Depends on lighting and whether you dress her up in actual office clothes or just leave her in whatever comes standard from the factory (which is nothing). Her face has this blank expression—not creepy exactly—but not warm either.

If you squint after midnight she might pass for someone real-ish from across the room but get closer and yeah… still very much silicone and steel underneath all that TPE softness.

Random Tangent About Big Boobs

You ever notice how every review talks about “big boobs” like it’s revolutionary? Reggie has them in spades—F-cup isn’t subtle—but honestly after a while it stops being novel and starts feeling impractical when trying to find bras or tops that fit right if dressing her up is your thing.

Not sure why manufacturers keep going bigger each year either; maybe next year we’ll see G-cups as standard issue on every tpe sex doll model…

Would I Recommend Her?

That depends on what “recommend” even means here. If you want something super specific—a five-foot-three corporate fantasy with big breasts and three usable holes—then yeah, she does what she says on the tin. But don’t expect miracles. Or conversation. Or easy cleanup routines. Or emotional fulfillment, if we’re being honest here.

Still… she ships free worldwide, comes in plain packaging, and won’t judge your Netflix queue. Weird world we live in— but hey, people buy stranger things online every day.