Sammy: Ready To Ship (and, Yes, Actually Ships Fast)

A Doll in a Warehouse—Somewhere in the USA

I don’t even remember why I was up at 2AM scrolling through absolute sex dolls. Maybe it was boredom, maybe curiosity, maybe just the modern condition. But anyway—Sammy caught my eye. Not because she’s unique (she isn’t), but because her listing blared: This doll is stored in our USA warehouse and ready to ship. And something about that felt… almost comforting? Like she was already here, waiting for someone to click “order” and set her free from cardboard purgatory.

No Waiting Games (For Once)

There’s this weird thrill when you realize Sammy will arrive in 3-7 business days after your order is placed. Not months—not that endless limbo where you forget what you bought until a mysterious box appears on your doorstep. Nope. She’s just there, boxed up and probably bored out of her mind (if dolls could be bored). For anyone who wants their doll fast—and likes her exactly as pictured with zero customizations—this option just makes sense.

I guess some people want to tweak every detail, but honestly? Sometimes you’re just tired of choices.

The Features—Because That’s What You’re Here For

She comes as shown: articulated finger skeleton (which is kind of wild if you think about it), real oral sex capability (ROS if you like abbreviations), gel breasts for… reasons, mechanical closable eyelids (not sure if that’s cool or creepy; both?), fixed vagina, standing feet so she doesn’t flop over like a ragdoll, and realistic head & body makeup.

It’s all pretty standard for platinum silicone sex dolls these days—but still impressive if you haven’t seen one up close before. Did I mention she’s 5 feet 6 inches tall? That feels tall for a doll. Maybe not NBA tall but definitely not “tiny anime sidekick” either.

Actual Measurements If You Care About Numbers

Height: 166 cm
Weight: 84 lbs
Bust: nearly 32 inches
Waist: shockingly small at 22 inches
Hips: over three feet around

And then there are the hole depths—because yes, people ask:

• Vagina: about six inches deep
• Anus: five-ish

Honestly I’m not sure how many people measure that stuff with rulers but hey—it’s right there on the page.

A Tangent About Eyelids (Bear With Me)

The mechanical closable eyelids thing keeps coming back to me. There are moments when I wonder who first decided that would be important? It adds this strange realism—like suddenly Sammy can nap or give you side-eye depending on your mood. Weirdly enough, it made me think about how much effort goes into making these things feel “alive.” Or at least less mannequin-like.

Shipping Speed vs Customization Paralysis

If fast delivery matters more than fiddling with options—Sammy wins hands down. She’ll show up looking exactly like her photos (long legs, big breasts, fit build; all those keywords they sprinkle everywhere). But if you want different makeup or whatever…well—you’d better click elsewhere and wait longer.

Sometimes I envy people who know exactly what they want without second guessing every detail.

The Not-So-Glamorous Reality

Hauling an 84-pound doll upstairs isn’t glamorous—I learned that the hard way when my arms gave out halfway up the landing. They never mention that part on product pages for absolute sex dolls. Just something to keep in mind unless your home has an elevator or maybe two strong friends who don’t ask questions.

Oddly Satisfying Details

One thing I didn’t expect—the makeup looks better in person than online photos suggest. Subtle shading around the eyes gives her this sort of lived-in look instead of plastic perfection. And standing feet mean no awkward propping against furniture unless you really want to display her like some sort of avant-garde art piece… which actually crossed my mind once but let’s not get into that now.

There are probably more technical things I could say about Sammy—the steel skeleton with movable joints is sturdy; platinum silicone feels strangely lifelike; everything fits together as advertised—but honestly? At some point it all blurs together until only one question remains:

Is having a ready-to-ship doll worth skipping customization?

I still don’t have a perfect answer for that one—it depends on whether instant gratification beats personal tweaks for you. Anyway... that's where I'm leaving it today—I think I've written enough about warehouse dolls for now.