Sunflower: Sexy Florist Sex Doll — A Sleep-Deprived Blogger’s Take

The Odd Appeal of Realism (And a Bit of Surrealism)

I’ll be honest, I didn’t expect to write about a sex doll today. Or this week. Or ever, really. But here we are—Sunflower, the “sexy florist” silicone sex doll from Absolute Sex Dolls, somehow landed on my radar during one of those late-night scrolls where you’re too tired to make good decisions but not tired enough to just go to sleep.

There’s something quietly impressive about how realistic these dolls have gotten. I mean, 5 feet 6 inches tall (168 cm), weighs in at 90 lbs (41 kg)—that’s solidly in the realm of “could pass for a person if you squint.” The athletic build and big breasts thing is… well, it’s obviously intentional. Blonde hair too, because apparently that never goes out of style.

Anatomy Details That Stick With You

The measurements sort of stick in your brain after reading them once or twice—bust: 37 inches; waist: 23.6; hips: nearly 40 inches. Cup size H? That actually made me pause for a second and do some mental math about gravity and physics. The shoe size (women’s 6-6.5) felt oddly specific—like someone out there is matching their own shoes with their doll for reasons that probably shouldn’t be questioned.

Then there are the details people actually want to know but rarely admit out loud: vaginal depth (6.7 inches), anal depth (6.6), mouth depth (5.1). It all sounds clinical until you realize someone had to measure and design these things with actual intent.

Movable Joints & Steel Skeletons — Not Just for Robots Anymore

Steel skeleton inside, joints that move like they’re supposed to—I remember thinking about action figures as a kid and how stiff they always were at the elbows or knees. This is… not that experience at all.

She can pose pretty much any way you can imagine (and probably ways you haven’t thought up yet). Which means she isn’t just stuck standing around looking awkward in the corner—unless that’s what you’re into, I guess.

Discreet Shipping Is No Joke

There was an odd moment when I realized how important discreet packaging must be for something like this. Nobody wants their neighbor or delivery guy knowing they’ve just ordered an ultra realistic silicone sex doll named Sunflower who happens to double as a florist in her imaginary backstory.

The site says free international shipping and plain boxes—nothing labeled—which feels like an act of mercy more than anything else. Processing takes two or three weeks plus another week shipping time, so patience is required unless you live next door to the warehouse (unlikely).

A Tangent About Waiting

Three or four weeks doesn’t sound long until you’re actually waiting on something personal—or private—to show up at your door. There’s this weird anticipation mixed with mild anxiety every time a package arrives during that window (“Is this it?”). Not sure why I’m even mentioning it except maybe so future-me remembers how oddly suspenseful it felt.

Why Even Bother?

Somewhere between curiosity and skepticism lives this space where people buy ultra realistic dolls instead of dealing with real relationships—or maybe alongside them; who knows? Maybe it’s less complicated than dating apps or small talk at bars.

But honestly? After seeing Sunflower up close—the fit body, athletic lines, soft silicone skin—it stopped feeling like some kind of joke product and started feeling more like… well… tech-meets-art-meets-intimacy solution for whoever needs it.

One Last Thought Before Sleep Wins

I don’t know if anyone really expects life-changing revelations from buying an absolute sex doll like Sunflower—but sometimes having exactly what you want show up quietly in an unmarked box is its own kind of impressive magic.

Anyway—I should probably get some sleep before my brain starts comparing myself unfavorably to a five-foot-six blonde florist with perfect proportions and steel-reinforced optimism.

Maybe tomorrow I'll write about something less surreal.