Teanna: The Hippie Sex Doll I Didn’t Expect To (Almost) Admire

That First Glance—And the Second One

Teanna, huh? When I first saw her, “Cute Hippie Sex Doll” didn’t exactly scream revolutionary. I mean, there are so many absolute sex dolls out there that promise wild things and usually… well, let’s just say they don’t always deliver. But this one—tall, tan, redhead with a kind of athletic vibe—looked different. Not in a way that shouts at you from across the room, but more like someone who’d quietly sit next to you at a festival and then suddenly say something clever.

I checked the specs (because yeah, you have to). Five feet seven inches tall. That’s 170 cm if you’re counting. And 95 lbs—not feather-light but not impossible to move either. Those proportions? Bust: 34.5 inches; waist: 25; hips: 37; cup size C. If you care about measurements—and some do—it’s all right there.

Movable Joints & Steel Skeleton (Sounds Like Sci-fi)

This part actually caught me off guard. Steel skeleton with movable joints. At first it sounded cold or maybe even mechanical? But it means she holds poses like nobody’s business. You can set her down or stand her up and she stays put—no awkward slumping over like some cheaper dolls I’ve seen (and regretted). It feels weirdly impressive for something that’s supposed to be just for fun.

Oh—and those long legs? They aren’t just for show.

The Practical Details People Don’t Mention

Honestly, most reviews skip this stuff but... shipping is discreet as promised. The box was plain and unlabeled which made me less paranoid about neighbors noticing anything strange on my porch (I hate that feeling). Free international shipping is good news if you’re outside the US too.

Processing time was about three weeks plus another week in transit—so yeah, patience required unless you somehow enjoy waiting around checking tracking numbers every day.

Real Talk About Features

Some people obsess over hole depth—I never thought I would until now—but here it is anyway: vagina depth is 7 inches; anus is 6 inches deep. More than enough for most scenarios unless you’re really pushing boundaries (no judgment).

The skin feels surprisingly real thanks to high-grade silicone—none of that sticky plastic nonsense from old-school sex dolls. She doesn’t look cheap either, especially with the hippie accessories and those big boobs (if we’re being honest), plus the big butt thing going on too.

A Tangent On Red Hair

Weirdly enough, seeing a redhead sex doll isn’t common in these catalogs full of blonde clones and generic brunettes. Teanna has this soft coppery-red hair that makes her stand out without trying too hard—a little detail but it stuck with me more than expected.

Where Skepticism Fades Just A Bit

I went into this expecting disappointment or at least mediocrity because… well, experience teaches caution after a few bad purchases online. But Teanna surprised me by not being flimsy or awkward-looking in person—the steel skeleton really does make posing easier and less creepy somehow.

She still looks like a doll up close—let’s not kid ourselves—but there’s an odd charm about her design that doesn’t feel as artificial as others I’ve tried before from absolute sex dolls or elsewhere.

Does It Make Sense?

Would I recommend her blindly? No, because everyone wants something different from their sex doll experience (some want young vibes; others want custom features). But if tall redheads with big breasts and an athletic shape are your thing—or if you just want something quietly impressive instead of flashy—you might find yourself oddly satisfied here too.

Anyway… I guess sometimes skepticism gets proven wrong in small ways—even if it takes a tan hippie sex doll named Teanna to do it.