Teo: The Purple Bunny Sex Doll—A Skeptical Dive

I’ll admit it.

When I first heard about Teo—the so-called “Purple Bunny” sex doll—I kind of rolled my eyes. Another full silicone sex doll, but with bunny ears? It sounded like something from a late-night ad you’d see between reruns. But then, weirdly enough, curiosity got the better of me. Maybe I was just bored. Or maybe it was the promise of those long legs (5 feet 7 inches tall is...tall) that made me click through one night.

What Actually Arrives at Your Door

You know what’s strange? How normal the shipping process feels for something this...well, not normal. Four weeks felt like forever (three for processing, another for shipping), but when the box finally showed up—completely plain and unlabeled—I almost laughed at how bland it looked. No wild graphics or embarrassing labels, just a big anonymous box on my porch.

Inside, though? There she is: 68 pounds of silicone and metal joints packed up tighter than IKEA furniture. The costume from the photos isn’t included (which honestly makes sense; who wears a bunny suit 24/7?), but everything else is exactly as described by absolute sex dolls—the Evo skeleton, HumanSkin texture, all that stuff.

Touch Test: Ultra-Realistic or Just Marketing Words?

Let’s get into it—the HumanSkin thing they brag about. At first touch? It’s cold and kind of uncanny, but after a while in a warm room…hmm, there’s something to it. Not quite human—let’s be real—but definitely more convincing than any cheap knockoff I’ve seen before.

The proportions are pretty wild too: bust at 35.4 inches, waist at 27.5, hips at 38.2—a sort of comic book hourglass vibe going on here. Legs go on forever (or at least down to the floor). If you’re into long legs and that statuesque look…yeah, this one’s got it.

Vaginal & Anal Options…Because People Ask

Okay—this part always gets awkward to write about but let’s be practical since people want details before dropping cash on these things: both vaginal and anal entries are possible here (vaginal depth is 7.9 inches; anal is 6). That feels like information someone somewhere needed spelled out without any sugarcoating.

Honestly? Kind of impressive engineering-wise how they manage to make these features work while keeping everything looking seamless from the outside.

Skeletons Aren’t Just for Halloween

The Evo Skeleton—it lets you pose Teo in ways that feel surprisingly lifelike (arms above her head or even crossed if you’re feeling creative). Joints are stiff right out of the box but loosen up after some use—not too floppy though which is good because nobody wants their expensive investment collapsing mid-move.

I remember thinking how odd it felt adjusting her arms for the first time—like setting up an action figure except way more delicate and slightly unnerving if you think about it too much.

Shipping: Hidden in Plain Sight

It matters more than people admit: discreet packaging isn’t just marketing fluff here—it really does ship with zero hints about what’s inside. And free international shipping actually means free; no weird customs surprises or hidden fees popped up for me anyway.

Still took four weeks start to finish though—which can feel endless when impulse buying meets adult toys—but patience pays off if anonymity matters to you.

One Odd Thing Nobody Talks About

Here’s something I didn’t expect: moving her around is awkward as hell until you get used to distributing weight properly (she’s almost 70 lbs). Carrying her upstairs alone? Not recommended unless your back hates you already.

Also—and this caught me off guard—the skin picks up lint like crazy if your sheets aren’t perfectly clean. Little detail nobody seems to mention until after purchase…

Would I Recommend It?

If your expectations are grounded in reality—not expecting an actual person or magic—you might find yourself cautiously surprised by how far these absolute sex dolls have come lately in terms of realism and build quality compared to older models or cheap alternatives floating around online.

Is Teo perfect? No chance; nothing ever is in this world of silicone and wishful thinking. But she delivers most of what she promises—long legs, realistic touch (sorta), flexibility thanks to that Evo skeleton—and manages not to embarrass you during delivery. That alone sets her apart from plenty out there.

Guess that's where I'll leave it for now—I’m still figuring out if purple bunny ears are my thing or just another late-night whim gone strangely right.