Tetty: Punk Rock Sex Doll, or the Unexpectedly Specific Purchase I Didn’t Plan For

The Odd Appeal of a 5’2” D-Cup Silicone Rebel

There’s something weirdly captivating about scrolling through absolute sex dolls at 3am, half-awake, phone screen way too bright. Maybe it’s the punk rock thing—Tetty isn’t your generic “girl next door.” She’s more like that girl who’d roll her eyes at prom and then spike the punch. Blonde, yes, but not in that predictable way. More peroxide than sun-kissed.

And she’s… well, she’s made of silicone. Not just any silicone—the kind that feels almost worryingly real when you touch it (I checked; don’t judge). At 5 feet 2 inches (157 cm), Tetty is exactly my height after a bad night’s sleep and before coffee. There’s a D-cup situation happening up top—bust measurement clocks in at 31.5 inches—and everything else is proportioned to make you wonder if someone had too much fun with a tape measure: under bust 23.6”, waist 20.5”, hips 33”. If you’re into numbers.

Joints That Actually Move (And Other Details That Creep Up On You)

Here’s where things get… interesting? The steel skeleton inside means all her joints move around like an actual person—well, sort of. It’s unsettling until it isn’t. You can pose her arms and legs for whatever scenario you’ve convinced yourself is “for photography purposes.” Sure.

Vaginal and anal are both possible (in case anyone needed clarity). Oral upgrade? Also available, because apparently there are people out there who want their sex doll to talk back—or at least open her mouth wider than average.

The hole depth specs read like IKEA instructions: vagina goes to 7.1 inches deep, anus stops at 6.3 inches. No ruler required unless you’re planning on bragging to friends (don’t).

Shipping: As Discreet As Your Search History Hopes

Let me sidetrack for one second—shipping matters more than people admit with stuff like this. Free international shipping sounds nice until you realize three weeks feels longer when waiting for something so… specific? They say the packaging is discreet; mine showed up looking like an anonymous box of printer paper from an office supply store nobody uses anymore.

That outfit in the photos? Don’t get attached—it doesn’t come with Tetty. I learned that bit late and felt slightly cheated by marketing photography yet again.

A Tangent About Weight (Because Lifting Her Was Awkward)

Lifting a sex doll weighing 72 pounds isn’t as funny as it sounds when your neighbor catches you struggling on your front step pretending it’s “just gym equipment.” She weighs about as much as two bags of groceries filled only with canned beans and regret.

Honestly—I mean actually honestly—I wasn’t expecting to need upper body strength for this purchase but here we are.

Sometimes You Just Want Something Different

There was this moment—I remember thinking how oddly liberating it felt unboxing something so unapologetically not mainstream sexy. Absolute sex dolls have their own subculture; Tetty leans hard into niche territory with her punk vibe and attitude sculpted right onto her face (a little smirk?). Kind of makes sense why some people would pick her over endless rows of same-faced dolls named Tiffany or Chloe or whatever.

Is she perfect? No, not really—her hair tangles if you look at it wrong and posing takes patience I don’t always have—but then again perfection gets boring fast anyway.

Ending Without Wrapping Up Neatly

Maybe that’s what stuck with me most: Tetty isn’t trying to be everyone’s fantasy—she’s got edge, weight (literally), weirdly precise measurements, and enough attitude molded into silicone to make you double-take now and then.

Whether anyone needs a punk rock sex doll or just wants one sitting quietly in the corner...well—that's probably none of my business anymore.