Trudy: Horny MILF Sex Doll — A Skeptical User’s Quietly Impressed Take

Not What I Expected (In a Good Way?)

I’ll admit, when I first stumbled onto the whole “absolute sex dolls” thing, my brain did that little eye-roll it always does. You know? Like—oh great, another overhyped silicone fantasy. But then there was Trudy. Blonde, tall (like really tall at 5’5”), and with this… presence. The kind of proportions that would make you double-take if you saw her in a club—big boobs (28DD), tiny waist, hips for days. It felt almost cartoonish at first glance.

But here’s where things started to shift for me.

That First Unboxing (And the Weird Tension)

The box came after about four weeks—three for them to put her together, one for shipping. I remember thinking, wow, that’s a long time to wait for something this expensive. When it finally arrived though? Completely plain packaging. No labels shouting “sex doll!” across the neighborhood or anything embarrassing like that—which honestly made me breathe easier.

Pulling Trudy out of the box was… odd. Heavy—she’s 84 lbs—and just so lifelike it threw me off balance for a second. Her skin is full silicone from head to toe; not rubbery or cold like those old-school mannequins you’d see in department stores as a kid.

Movable Joints & Ultra-Realistic Gel Breasts: Surreal Details

Once she was standing (with some effort), I started noticing these details—the steel skeleton inside lets you pose her pretty much any way you want. And those gel breasts? They move and feel weirdly real under your hands; not perfect, but closer than I expected.

Honestly, I kept poking her chest because it was so strange how natural it seemed—soft but with some bounce.

The joints are tight enough to hold positions but loose enough to adjust without feeling like you’re going to break something expensive. Not sure why I thought she’d be fragile… probably too many bad robot movies growing up.

Vaginal & Anal Options: More Real Than Fantasy?

Here’s where most people get awkward talking—but let’s keep it real: if you’re buying a love doll at this price point, functionality matters more than marketing fluff.

Trudy has both vaginal and anal openings (7 inches deep and 6.3 inches deep respectively). Cleaning is definitely something you have to plan for—it isn’t glamorous—but nothing about the experience feels mechanical or cheap once you get past your own weirdness about it all.

It’s hard not to notice how much engineering went into making everything fit together seamlessly—not just anatomically accurate but also easy enough to use without needing an instruction manual every time.

Proportions That Actually Make Sense

There are lots of “big ass” dolls floating around online that look freakish up close—just exaggerated versions of what someone thinks men want. Trudy actually looks balanced: bust is 33 inches, waist is 22.5 inches, hips at 37.5 inches give her curves without tipping into uncanny valley territory.

Her long legs (again: 165 cm = almost my height) make certain positions easier if that matters to you—or maybe it’s just more fun seeing someone who doesn’t look like they shrunk in the dryer next to your bed.

Shipping & Discretion — A Small Relief

One thing I didn’t expect was how low-key the shipping process would be: free international shipping on top of discreet packaging meant no awkward conversations with nosy neighbors or delivery guys giving side-eye glances at your doorstep haul.

That said—I wish processing wasn’t quite so slow; waiting nearly a month felt endless when curiosity kicked in after purchase day one.

The Unexpected Part: Feeling Oddly Okay About It

Weirdly enough… using Trudy didn’t leave me feeling embarrassed or disappointed afterward—which is what I half-expected going in as someone who doesn’t usually buy stuff like this (skepticism runs deep).

Maybe because she isn’t pretending to be anything except what she is—a well-made silicone sex doll designed by people who clearly paid attention to detail rather than gimmicks or shortcuts found elsewhere in the market. Absolute Sex Dolls seems legit on quality control alone; nothing felt rushed or half-baked during setup or use.

Sometimes late at night now—I catch myself glancing over and thinking “this shouldn’t work as well as it does.” But here we are anyway…

One Last Tangent Before I Forget

Oh—and maintenance isn’t nearly as scary as forums make it sound; warm water and gentle soap do most of the heavy lifting unless you go wild with oil-based stuff (don’t). Just dry thoroughly before storing away if privacy matters where you live—that part took longer than expected once or twice when friends dropped by unannounced…

Anyway—I’m still not sure what owning a tall blonde MILF love doll says about me now versus before—but skepticism aside? There’s something impressive about how far these things have come since plastic blow-ups hiding under bedsheets years ago…

Guess some surprises aren’t all bad—even if they take four weeks and weigh more than my dog.