Alexandra: The Brunette Silicone Sex Doll That’s… Actually Surprising

Not What I Expected (In a Good Way?)

I’ll be honest, I didn’t expect to write about a full silicone sex doll named Alexandra today. Or ever, really. But here we are. Sometimes life tosses you curveballs—sometimes they’re 5 foot 2, weigh 60 lbs, and show up in an unlabeled box at your doorstep after what feels like ages (well, four weeks if you count the processing and shipping). Anyway.

Alexandra is marketed as this “sexy brunette” love doll from Absolute Sex Dolls. Sounds pretty standard on paper—yet something about her felt different right out of the box. Maybe it’s that cautiously optimistic mood I’ve been in lately; maybe it’s the fact that she actually looks better in person than in those glossy catalog shots. That almost never happens.

Details You Can’t Ignore

Let’s just get into the nitty gritty because that’s probably what you’re here for anyway. Full silicone construction: check. She stands at 160 cm—yep, exactly 5 feet 2 inches tall—which is honestly taller than I expected for a sex doll (they usually seem smaller somehow?). Her weight sits right at 60 lbs (27 kg), which makes her heavy enough to feel real but not so heavy you’ll throw your back out moving her around.

Her proportions are… well, let’s say “noticeable.” C-cup bra size, bust at just over 32 inches, hips clocking in above 36 inches—that whole classic hourglass thing people talk about? It checks out here.

And then there are the specifics: vaginal depth is listed as 6.7 inches, anal at 5.9 inches, oral goes to about 5.1 inches deep thanks to something called Real Oral Sex (ROS) Enhanced Mouth tech—which sounds like marketing fluff but actually works better than expected.

EVO Skeleton and Gel Breasts: Hype or Useful?

Here comes my skeptical side again—I’ve seen EVO skeletons hyped up everywhere online (“she moves so naturally!” etc.), but with Alexandra it does make a difference. Joints bend more smoothly; she holds poses without flopping over like those old ragdoll types from years ago.

Gel breasts were another selling point—honestly thought it was going to be one of those features you barely notice unless you poke them every five minutes out of curiosity—but no, they do feel softer and more realistic than regular solid silicone ones.

Discreet Packaging Actually Means Discreet

There was this weird little moment when the delivery guy dropped off my package and didn’t even blink twice—which made me realize how plain that box looked sitting on my porch. No labels or branding anywhere. Just… cardboard anonymity.

It matters more than you think when neighbors have eagle eyes or when someone else could answer your door by mistake.

Four Weeks Feels Like Forever

I remember thinking three weeks for processing plus another week for shipping would fly by—it doesn’t if you’re waiting for something this specific (or expensive). Still, everything arrived within that window; no customs headaches either since Absolute Sex Dolls handles all that behind-the-scenes stuff.

Is four weeks fast? No idea anymore; time blurs together these days—but at least they’re honest about it upfront instead of promising overnight miracles.

A Quick Tangent About Realism

This might sound odd but there’s something almost unsettlingly lifelike about Alexandra's face—the way her mouth opens just enough for oral play (that ROS thing again), the subtle makeup details around her eyes… sometimes I’d catch myself glancing across the room and forgetting she wasn’t going to blink back at me.

Weirdly enough—there’s comfort in knowing these dolls aren’t pretending to replace anyone real; they’re just there when needed, no strings attached except maybe some spare wig hair left behind now and then.

One Flaw That Stuck Out

If I’m being picky—and why not—her fingers feel a bit stiff compared to everything else that moves so naturally thanks to the EVO skeleton upgrade. Not a dealbreaker but worth mentioning if hand-holding is your thing or whatever passes for intimacy with silicone these days.

Also: storing her isn’t as easy as sliding her under the bed unless yours has decent clearance—or maybe most people don’t care about hiding their absolute sex dolls collection? Hmm… food for thought.

Wrapping Up Without Really Wrapping Up

Do I recommend Alexandra? Depends what you want out of a love doll experience—a sexy brunette with curves and some surprisingly advanced features who won’t judge your playlist choices or complain about cold hands in winter? Sure, why not.

Feels strange how quickly she became part of my routine—not quite furniture but not company either. Maybe that's normal now?

Anyway, I'm still figuring it out myself.