Hannah: Ready To Ship — A Skeptical User’s (Unexpected) Experience

The California Warehouse Surprise

I’ll admit, I’ve scrolled past ready to ship dolls before. “Stored in our California warehouse and ready to ship,” they say—but does that ever actually mean fast? Usually, I picture endless warehouse aisles, dust gathering on boxes that never move. But curiosity got the best of me. This time, I tried it for myself.

Hannah—yeah, the one with C-cup proportions and standing feet—was supposed to show up in 3-7 business days after placing my order. That’s what the site promised anyway. I didn’t really believe it. My last “fast” delivery took nearly two weeks and a half-baked apology email.

But then she arrived. Day five, if you’re counting.

Built-In Details (And No Customizing Headaches)

Here’s where some skepticism started melting away: this doll comes exactly as pictured. No surprises or weird swaps for different heads or bodies (which has happened before). She’s got the built-in vagina option, gel breasts—plus those standing feet that make posing easier than expected.

Sure, you can’t customize her if you go this route—but honestly? Sometimes too many options just slow everything down. If you want your doll fast—and like her just as shown—this is pretty much it.

If you do care about customizations more than speed, there’s a link for that…somewhere on the product page (“pleaseclick here” was mashed together oddly, but whatever).

The Numbers (Because Everyone Asks)

People always get hung up on measurements and specs. Here they are:

• Height: 5’5” (166 cm)
• Weight: 73 lbs (33 kg)
• Bust: 32/20/33 inches
• Hole depth: Vagina & Anus both at 6.7 inches; Mouth at 5.1 inches

She feels athletic—not overly curvy or cartoonish like some TPE dolls out there. And yeah, S-TPE material is soft enough without being sticky…which matters more than you think when you actually handle one of these WM Dolls for longer than ten minutes.

Movable Joints — Not Just Hype?

Steel skeleton with movable joints usually sounds better in theory than practice—at least from past experience with absolute sex dolls brands promising too much flexibility but delivering creaks and awkward limbs instead.

But Hannah bends surprisingly well (for a doll). Her arms don’t flop around uselessly; legs hold a pose without drama; head stays put unless you want it moved. It almost made me wonder if there’d been some quiet improvements since my last purchase—or maybe I just got lucky this time?

Speed vs Customization — The Tradeoff Nobody Talks About

Here’s something weirdly refreshing: not having to wait six weeks while obsessing over eye color or wig options I’ll probably regret later anyway. With Hannah ready to ship from California, what-you-see-is-literally-what-you-get…and sometimes that’s all you want.

Though—I guess if personalization is your thing—you’ll need patience and a willingness to navigate clunky menus elsewhere on the site.

One Odd Moment

There was this strange pause when unboxing her—realizing she looked exactly like the photos online felt unsettling for a second? Maybe because so much stuff arrives looking nothing like advertised these days (especially absolute sex dolls knockoffs). This wasn’t one of those times though.

Would I Do It Again?

Not sure yet if lightning strikes twice with these ready-to-go models…but quietly impressed fits how I feel right now.

Anyway—I keep thinking about how little hassle there was compared to previous experiences with custom orders dragging on forever.

Maybe next time I'll try customizing again…or maybe not.

That part's still up in the air.