Laura Croft: Sexy Raider Sex Doll — A Weirdly Detailed Dive

There's a kind of irony in writing about a Laura Croft sex doll while feeling, well, mentally somewhere else.

Maybe that’s fitting. You’re staring at this ultra-realistic, 5-foot-7-inch silicone figure—she’s got those long legs (seriously, the legs are almost distracting), and your mind just drifts. I mean, who actually measures hole depth? Apparently people do: vagina is 7.9 inches deep, anus is 6. Numbers for everything these days.

The Features List Is… Something

Let’s get this out of the way: it’s full silicone, not some half-hearted mix. The “HumanSkin” texture thing—they actually trademarked that—gives it a skin feel that’s oddly convincing and slightly unnerving if you think too hard about it. Touching her arm was like poking memory foam with body heat. She weighs 68 lbs (30.8 kg), which isn’t feather-light but also not back-breaking unless you’re hauling her up stairs or something.

And yes, Evo Skeleton included. That means she can pose however you want—within reason; she won’t climb walls or anything (I checked). Bust is 35.4 inches, waist 27.5, hips 38.2—classic hourglass stuff but not cartoonish either.

A Moment About Proportions (Because Why Not)

This part gets weirdly technical for something called “Sexy Raider.” Her proportions are almost athletic—not quite the exaggerated comic book thing you’d expect from absolute sex dolls based on video game characters—but still very much in line with what people seem to want from a Laura Croft tribute doll.

I remember thinking: do people display these? Or is everyone pretending they don’t own one? Either way—the long legs are real; she looks taller than most furniture when standing next to her.

Shipping: Discreet But Not Fast

If you’re expecting Amazon Prime speed… hmm, maybe not exactly happening here. There’s a three-week processing time plus another week for shipping (international shipping is free though). That means four weeks total before Laura arrives at your door—in a plain box with no labels or hints about what’s inside.

There was something kind of funny about tracking such an expensive package and knowing nobody else had any idea what it was.

Costume Isn’t Included (Yep)

A quick tangent because someone will ask—nope, the costume from the photos isn’t included. What shows up is just the doll herself and whatever packaging keeps her safe during transit. If you want her dressed up as an adventurer or whatever—you’ll have to buy that costume separately.

It felt mildly disappointing at first glance but then again… did I really need more synthetic accessories lying around?

Using It Feels Stranger Than You Think

Here comes the awkward bit nobody wants to admit: interacting with something so lifelike feels strange at first—and then less strange after five minutes? There’s an uncanny valley moment where it almost feels like someone should walk in and ask what on earth you're doing kneeling next to a $2k silicone statue adjusting its posture.

The Evo Skeleton helps—a lot actually—it bends smoothly without creaking or flopping over unexpectedly like cheaper dolls sometimes do.

Not Exactly Cheap (But Not Outrageous Either)

Price-wise? For a full-sized silicone model with all these features under the “cheap” category—it honestly surprised me how low some sites list them compared to other absolute sex dolls brands trying to pass off TPE blends as luxury products.

Still—it isn’t pocket change territory unless your pockets are unusually deep or you’ve been saving for months for reasons best left unspoken.

Unexpected Downside: Storage

You never realize how much space a life-sized human replica takes until it lives in your apartment—or wherever you keep things like this (not judging). Standing her in the closet made me jump twice late at night thinking someone broke in; laying her flat eats up half my bed storage drawer space too.

Oh—and moving her around solo wasn’t exactly graceful work either.

Ending On A Slightly Off Note

Weirdly enough—I started out skeptical and ended just sort of resigned to having this silent roommate who doesn’t judge my taste in snacks or Netflix shows. If nothing else—the craftsmanship behind these ddros models is impressive even if their existence raises more questions than answers sometimes.

Anyway—I guess there are worse ways to spend four weeks waiting for international shipping than imagining how many other folks are doing exactly the same thing right now…