Leena: Italian Starlet Sex Doll — A Slightly Annoyed, Ironic Walkthrough

I guess we’re doing this.

You wanted honesty, right? Well, here’s my very unfiltered take on the “Leena: Italian Starlet Sex Doll” — which, by the way, is a name that sounds like it belongs in a 90s perfume ad. Anyway. Let’s get into it.

The “Realistic” Factor (Or, How Real Is Real?)

Let’s just address the silicone elephant in the room. If you’ve ever typed “realistic silicone sex doll” into Google at 2AM (don’t lie), you know what you’re hoping for: something that doesn’t look like a melted wax figure with attitude problems. Leena… isn’t that. She’s actually kind of impressive. The skin has this weirdly satisfying give to it — not too squishy, not too stiff. I remember poking her arm and thinking, huh, someone really spent time engineering this.

Her proportions are what they call “starlet,” but honestly? Feels more like someone took every BuzzFeed list about ‘ideal bodies’ and crammed them into one five-foot package (4 feet 11 inches if we’re being precise; 150 cm for anyone outside the U.S.). She weighs just over 57 lbs (26 kg), which means she’s heavy enough to feel real but light enough that you don’t throw your back out moving her from closet to—well, wherever people put these things.

Joints That Actually Move (And Sometimes Creak)

Steel skeleton with movable joints sounds fancy until you actually try bending her leg and hear something go click or maybe pop. Not gonna sugarcoat it: sometimes it feels a little intense repositioning her arms or legs — like wrestling an expensive mannequin that might judge you if she could talk.

But hey, at least she stays where you put her. Unlike those inflatable disasters from college parties that would tip over at the slightest breeze.

All The Details You Didn’t Know You Needed

This is where things get oddly medical. Measurements? Oh yes — there are numbers for everything:

• Bust: nearly 30 inches
• Under bust: about 21 and a half
• Waist: barely over 19
• Hips: healthy 35+

And shoe size? Women’s US 6-6.5 — because apparently some people care about doll footwear more than I do about my own socks.

Then there’s hole depth (yep): vagina goes to almost seven inches deep; anus is close behind; mouth… well, let’s say it gets the job done at just over five inches. There was probably a committee meeting about those specs somewhere in Shenzhen or Milan or wherever these absolute sex dolls are dreamed up.

Shipping & Waiting Games

You’d think with all this technology they’d have figured out faster shipping by now — but nope! Three to four weeks total between processing and delivery. At least shipping is free worldwide and comes in packaging so plain even your nosiest neighbor won’t suspect anything beyond another regrettable Amazon binge.

DiscreetPackaging™ is their big selling point apparently — as if being caught hauling a five-foot-tall box inside wouldn’t raise questions anyway (“It’s just a… lamp?”).

Why Even Bother With All These Features?

Here’s where I get slightly annoyed: all these measurements and specs make sense on paper but living with Leena means dealing with little contradictions nobody tells you about online. Like how she looks tall in photos but somehow manages to feel compact when sitting next to your laundry basket (not speaking from experience—okay maybe once).

Or how moving her around can be both awkwardly intimate and mildly embarrassing if anyone walks in mid-adjustment (“Uh… home gym equipment?”). And let me tell you—cleaning isn’t exactly glamorous either.

Still… there are moments when you catch yourself appreciating the craftsmanship—the tan finish on her skin, the curve of her hips, even those long legs that seem designed for Instagram if dolls had accounts.

An Unexpected Tangent About Loneliness

Weirdly enough—and maybe this is oversharing—after spending time setting up Leena for whatever reason (display purposes? sure), there was this odd pause where I wondered who else buys these things seriously versus ironically versus desperately lonely on a Tuesday night after too many drinks.

Not saying owning an Italian starlet sex doll makes anyone sad or weird… but hey, sometimes life throws curveballs and yours happens to be made of high-grade silicone shipped discreetly across continents.

One Last Thing Before I Wander Off

If you’re considering jumping into the world of realistic sex dolls—or specifically searching for absolute sex dolls with all kinds of features—you could do worse than Leena. Or better? Hard to say without trying them all out myself (and my curiosity only goes so far).

Anyway—she exists; she ships; she’ll stand quietly in whatever corner you choose until needed again or until curiosity fades into normalcy—which happens faster than expected honestly.

That’s pretty much all I’ve got right now.