Tho: Vietnamese Maid Sex Doll — A Skeptical User’s Take

The Box on the Doorstep

I still remember when the package showed up, which is weird because you’d think I’d want to forget it. Discreet packaging, they said, and yeah—no logos, no hints. Just a big plain box that looked like it could’ve been anything from a treadmill to a new desk chair. Maybe that’s part of the appeal with these absolute sex dolls? You don’t have to explain yourself to nosy neighbors or delivery guys.

Anyway, opening it was... awkward. Heavy too—75 lbs isn’t nothing (about 34 kg). I nearly dropped her before she was even out of the foam. Not my smoothest moment.

About That Silicone Skin

Here’s where things get both impressive and slightly unsettling. Tho is made from full silicone, and honestly, there’s something almost too real about how she feels. Weirdly cold at first touch but warms up quick enough if you give her a minute. The breasts are gel-filled (they call them “Gel Breasts” in the specs), which means they move more naturally than most other love dolls I’ve seen online—or uh, read about.

The skin texture has this slight drag against your hand—like real skin but not quite sweaty or sticky either. It’s hard to describe unless you’re actually touching it yourself (which… maybe you will be).

Proportions: More Than Numbers

They list all these measurements: 5 feet 3 inches tall (161 cm), E-cup bust (31 inches), tiny waist (19 inches), hips just over 37 inches wide. Those numbers sound clinical until you see her set up in your room and realize she looks kind of petite but also cartoonishly curvy? Like an exaggerated version of someone who might actually exist.

One thing that threw me off: moving her around is awkward because the EVO skeleton inside holds poses really well—but sometimes too well. She’ll stay exactly as you left her, which can be… unnerving if you forget for a second that she isn’t going to blink or breathe.

All Those “Features” They Brag About

Vaginal, anal, oral sex is possible—they make sure you know that right away in every product listing for these types of Asian maid dolls. Hole depth gets its own section: vagina goes 6.3 inches deep; anus is 5.5; mouth clocks in at under five inches (4.8). The “Real Oral Sex” feature is hyped hard here (“Enhanced Mouth,” they say). What does that mean? There are teeth and a tongue molded inside so it doesn’t feel like sticking yourself into a rubber tube.

But here’s something nobody tells you upfront: maintenance matters more than any depth measurement ever could. Cleaning takes time and patience—otherwise things get gross fast.

Shipping & Waiting Game

Supposedly free international shipping—which sounds nice until reality kicks in with the wait time: three weeks processing plus another week for shipping if everything goes smoothly (that’s four weeks total). For me it was closer to five because customs decided they needed an extra look at my “furniture.” No branding on the box though—that part checks out.

During those weeks I kept thinking: am I really doing this? Kind of wish I’d thought harder before clicking buy now late at night after one too many beers and Google searches for busty silicone teen love dolls.

One Odd Detail That Stuck With Me

There’s something strange about putting clothes on her—like dressing up a mannequin with way-too-real curves and then realizing none of your old t-shirts fit right over those E-cups anyway. Sometimes I caught myself talking out loud while moving her arms or fixing her wig… which felt silly but also oddly normal after awhile?

Maybe that's what happens when you're alone with one of these absolute sex dolls for long enough—you start treating them like furniture mixed with company mixed with something else entirely.

Not Quite What They Promise?

If I’m being honest—I expected some kind of magic fix for loneliness or boredom or whatever drives people to order an expensive Vietnamese maid sex doll from across the world in discreet packaging off some sketchy website late at night.

Instead? Well—the novelty fades faster than you'd think once you've tried all three holes and realized cleaning takes longer than using any of them ever did.

I guess what I'm saying is... it's complicated—and maybe that's not such a bad place to leave things hanging.